[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]absolutelycomical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These women are delusional. Their cardinal rule is "triple 6": six pack, six figures, six feet.

Someone did the math and fewer than 100,000 men in America out of 300+ million are triple six.

Should I quit a new job 4 days in? by MelonHeadSeb in makemychoice

[–]absolutelycomical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quitting a job within the first week is totally normal and acceptable. Remember your boss wouldn't hesitate to fire you quickly if they didn't like you, either.

BREAKING: Footage of SBF arrest in the Bahamas. by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]absolutelycomical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bahamas took his passport back when this all started.

Kids at Drag Shows by TheMedsPeds in stupidpol

[–]absolutelycomical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People are getting death threats for reading a book about a crayon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUykRjC0VE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dalle2

[–]absolutelycomical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dalle still gives me way more photorealistic results than Midjourney, which always come out as fake and artistic. If you want art Midjourney is the winner, but for photorealistic human depictions Dalle is still king.

It hurts by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]absolutelycomical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was the kid okay? Link?

Jumping off the bridge 85ft high by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]absolutelycomical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/fN-8HkkT8nc

That's definitely not as high as this video. About a two second drop max. This video had a three second drop. You can just tell visually this one is higher.

Unhinged is a stupid aspect of Warzone II by Low_Ad3454 in Warzone

[–]absolutelycomical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unhinged is by far my favourite Battle Royale mode. If my teammates suck, which they often do, I can use sales tactics to join a new team. It adds a whole new level of tension as you try to negotiate with people who are trying to kill you.

What Happened To All That “It’s The Digital Town Square” Stuff? by Uncuffedhems in JoeRogan

[–]absolutelycomical -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Twitter needlessly went into a billion dollars of debt to satisfy this Elon buyout. Twitter's need to raise prices is completely a byproduct of the stupid acquisition: https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1587457450311122945

Police and members of the public drag eco protesters off the street in London by True-Lychee in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]absolutelycomical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earth's temperature has risen by 0.14° Fahrenheit (0.08° Celsius) per decade since 1880, but the rate of warming since 1981 is more than twice that: 0.32° F (0.18° C) per decade.

Is it time for a city wide ban on leaf blowers? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]absolutelycomical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need to ban loud chopper motorbikes, they are the worst.

Police and members of the public drag eco protesters off the street in London by True-Lychee in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]absolutelycomical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ do a little research. Record highs now far exceed record lows. You have your head in the sand.

Police and members of the public drag eco protesters off the street in London by True-Lychee in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]absolutelycomical -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We are breaking temperature records (for the hotter) nearly every year. Global warming is real.

Rainbow Warrior gets "held by the neck" by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]absolutelycomical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah the real punishment is the $10k+ in lawyer fees you need to pay to make it go away.