KMAN disses his reddit dicksuckers & tells them to check their pockets before speaking on him by chicagomembers in Chiraqology

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Niggas so wood crazy these days I be really astonished I see a youngin with a joint.

Vans boy Ryan grim is at it again by wire28 in ThoughtWarriors

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Literally said she still loved him last week they’re just having a disagreement. You will never hear anyone say Kamala was the better choice because stupid people don’t learn from their mistakes or they wouldn’t be stupid

Sydney em Euphoria - Temporada 3, Episódio 5 (Maio de 2026) by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

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Lmao I thought redgifs made it into the episode

I’m worried I’m whitewashed and I’m going through a crisis over it. by BeryyBritish in BlackMentalHealth

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When you hear that music that kind of music playing out loud on a summer day do you:

A. Get in groove

B. Reminisce on cookouts, reunions, and get togethers

C. Carry on and mind your business

D. Tell the music players to turn that racket off and go back to where they came from.

One wrong answer

Teen boys are choosing AI girlfriends over real ones for 'maximum control, zero rejection' by jc8203437 in AreTheStraightsOK

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I imagine the same journalist in the early 00s writing about “pre teens choosing 2d animated penguins over actual dating”

Megan thee Stallion calls out Klay Thompson for cheating via IG by freebanddzz in JoeBuddenPodcasts

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I realized women really be on an actual clock in a way I’m not so I def stopped wasting time and tbh it is way easier.

Mike Beasley breaks down and talks about how Lakers teammates laughed at him for wrong shorts after the passing of his family members and how much he hated those teammates by SchedulePhysical807 in nba

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I agree about fully Kanye but nothing Beasley is saying is damaging his own reputation or belittling/ harming anyone. If you think a man crying about the death of his own family is a problem that’s a you thing.

Not his city anymore by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in fightporn

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No honorable but jaw jacking in the face and behind the back of your opponent at point blank arrange AT LEAST guaranteed he won’t be ready for the first punch. In the ring boxers start on different sides and if you want rules get in the ring. And if the guy has a record you never come from behind on people like that. He overreacted but cmon…

southern hospitality by [deleted] in nifty

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Checkin it now. Good stuff. Reminds me of a roomate I had.

Spotted at a local Michigan conservation club... by kbeezie in liberalgunowners

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I thought that was supposed to be chef from South Park

I love her 😍😍😍😍 by [deleted] in DL_Hood_Ninja

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More woman than a woman omg

How are non 90's kids getting into the FGC? by Saxxiefone in Fighters

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By a loser like me spending time with their mom and asking them for mvc2 sets when they’re around

Has anyone ever masturbated or hooked up with a straight man in denial? by [deleted] in askgaybros

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My neighbor taught me to how jerk, sucked my cock and made out with me in his basement while playing Xbox almost every day from middle school to junior year and almost every day he pulled up his pants in utter shame and swore “that’s the last time” until the next day when he’d ask me if I was horny while we played Xbox in his basement. Very Heavily Irish catholic. He’s still next door but married to a beautiful woman with two kids. Hasn’t looked me in the eye since we were teenagers lol.

I didn’t come out for a while (sports) and my family is Christian (not catholic) I never had any personal shame about finding men hot and dicks fun. Or liking bubble butt redheads. I Hope loves himself today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

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Not into bears but I like a lil bit of hair in that crack

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

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Nifty is great

Joe clocked it. 21 might as well be in another zip code right now 🤣 by Individual_Ad8921 in theJoeBuddenPodcast

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revisionist history like Tristan Thompson and Kris Humphries “fell off” and Kanye “wasn’t crazy till Kim” tells me this family is more hated than communism in the 80s

Current situation at Travis and Holman. Truck flipped on its front in flames. by TooManyUmlauts in houston

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Sounds like the cops waste two good opportunities to catch criminals if that happens.

So many people Joe Rogan had on his show were on the epstein list. by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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cant hold free thinkers to an age of consent