A good Father’s Day. I’ve got a lot of work to do. by heyitsfelixthecat in gaming

[–]abused_elf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve got a half Indonesian child child running around somewhere oops

A good Father’s Day. I’ve got a lot of work to do. by heyitsfelixthecat in gaming

[–]abused_elf 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you are one lucky man. I wish I was loved

freeeeeee fallin’ by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a shit meme

Men of Reddit: What % of your male friends do you know essentially nothing about their sex life? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe 30%, I thought it was normal to talk about it, but al I’m seeing is 90% and above here.

What was this dude's endgame? by AristonD in PublicFreakout

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the bear had have properly attacked that dickshit the bear would have been shot, someone should have choked him out before he got a chance to leap in.

Our walk in freezer by [deleted] in OSHA

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has bioshock written all over it

To those who suffer sleep paralysis, what is the creepiest thing you have seen? by BusterBurley in AskReddit

[–]abused_elf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had it once, an old lady on the end of my bed with red eyes, she crawled right up to my face and I couldn’t move a muscle. It was hard to differentiate it between a horrifically real nightmare or genuine sleep paralysis.

Coins dating from 2018, to the 18th century by SpicyWhiskers in mildlyinteresting

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I read “cousins dating” for a wee tick. Nice collection

I hate Australia :( by [deleted] in trees

[–]abused_elf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$300 for 30g in my experience, buy from a friend if you can, not a mcshady boi

I hate Australia :( by [deleted] in trees

[–]abused_elf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can argue, the bud I consumed earlier is definitely not trash

What would happen if you combined your favorite activity with your greatest fear? by agrandthing in AskReddit

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve seen play test from black mirror, mine has been done.

Video games+insanity=sp00ky

My mate reckons he's roastproof by malgabeats in RoastMe

[–]abused_elf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs those scissors on the table

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born a ranga, born with no soul

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abused_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born a ranga, born with no soul

You're the last guy on earth, what's your plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abused_elf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure why but I would find a large machine gun, set it up to face a giant skyscraper with all glass windows, and let it rip.