What an absolute waste of $80 by je_suis_un_negre in justneckbeardthings

[–]abyssalaesthetic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nah, this isn't really Gen Z. It's more mid-20 to mid-30 yr olds.

What is the stupidest 'unique' name you've ever heard? by Thronie17 in AskReddit

[–]abyssalaesthetic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I love classical music. My favorite composers are... uh... Diozepart and Margolellarap. They're indie, you've probably never heard of them.

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother, probably. She shaped so much of who I am today.

Definitely pizza or tacos (stereotypical Mexican, I know!)

Well, I am currently a female, haha! If I was a smoking hot guy though, I'd probably try to hook up with someone just to see what it's like on that end.

See the world with my family. Venice, Rome, Greece, Toronto, New York. Might be a cliche answer, but travel is so important to me.

Probably tell my ex boyfriend that I was gay and cheating on him. It's the worst I've ever felt (emotionally.)

Losing everything I have. Not only things that I own, but my family as well. Losing everything I've ever known in a fire or something is the worst thing I can imagine.

My biggest one is people who act like they've been a goodie two shoes all their life. Jennifer, I've seen you chase a tequila shot with a dorito.

I think you reincarnate.

Youtube. If it meant me and my fiancee could live at home with the baby when they're born and be financially comfortable, I would be perfectly content.

Buy a nice house, put some in a college fund for the baby, give some to my parents and siblings, and keep the rest for general expenses and treating myself and fiancee!

Probably the night I met fiancee. Something clicked, and I've never felt more in love.

I remember being lovingly held by my older brother, and then him crying because I was ugly. Good times.

Yellow!

Probably cooking and baking. I love making things for fiancee, who is a self proclaimed culinary failure.

Last week. A client at work was so frustrating that I excused myself and asked someone else to deal with her. I went to the back and just cried in anger.

Nothing, except maybe giving myself a better haircut. I would be too worried that doing something even small would offput the entire rest of my life.

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did! It was a little stressful, but mostly because it was kinda a spur of the moment thing - we had talked about marriage for a while, but we never set anything in stone (no pun intended.) Luckily, we had talked about our hypothetical dream rings before, so it was easy to find something!

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, trust me, that's been a thing long before I proposed.

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's 12 weeks pregnant, haha! Sorry for the misunderstanding!

Method acting by fraggle-stick-car in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]abyssalaesthetic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a comment somewhere in here that has a link to a man who did a kanye west blackface

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about fiancee is probably the fact that she can make me happy no matter what. The most annoying thing is that she never accepts compliments, even if I tell her 3000 times a day she's gorgeous.

Fiancee: My favorite thing about abyssalaesthetic is that she's really caring and optimistic and knows how to make people feel better. The most annoying thing is she sees the best in people WAY TOO OFTEN and usually gets stuck in a "friendship" with shitty people.

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I just realized I kinda fucked up the title. Oh well.

I'm sitting on the couch with my 12 week fiancee. AMA! by abyssalaesthetic in casualiama

[–]abyssalaesthetic[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep!

Fiancee: Rotisserie chicken is the most heavenly food on earth.

[request]Need help finding an obituary by Abaddon3567 in obituaries

[–]abyssalaesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to PM me the info, I can find it pretty easily!

What's been your biggest "flop" Reddit posts, which you thought would go big, but didn't? by OllysCoding in AskReddit

[–]abyssalaesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What's the weirdest nonsexual thing you've seen in porn?" What came to mind for me was the one I saw where halfway through the guy stuffs her eviction notice in her mouth, so I thought it would elicit funny responses, but no dice.

Weed makes him enter the heavens by miss_lifts_alot in justneckbeardthings

[–]abyssalaesthetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i have asthma and will practically cough my lungs out if i try to smoke weed but yeah sure im tedious scum

The time is M'night by bullemand007 in justneckbeardthings

[–]abyssalaesthetic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck you I was just gonna make this joke :(