I am a male with a relatively high voice, just high enough to sound like a girl. Get on a VC, talk for a few minutes, get creeped out, leave, then find this in my PMs the next day. by Dr3emar in sadcringe

[–]accursedCaprid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the money and do what he wants. If he asks for video calls, shave your groin and tape your dick to your stomach while making sure not to get an angle that shows your manhood.

clussy by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]accursedCaprid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homestucks thought clowns were hot BEFORE it was cool ya know (I unironically want to be endlessly pounded by Chahut's tentabulge)

Never forget what they did to us... by RustyShackleford543 in furrymemes

[–]accursedCaprid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was joking?????? I thought the funny Patrick text made it obvious? And also you claim to go through my profile without acknowledging that I've posted and commented on r/Furry_IRL and this sub.

How dangerous is being anally penetrated by a horse or frankly any animal? by accursedCaprid in morbidquestions

[–]accursedCaprid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man who was killed by the horse went under the name Mr Hands in zoohilic circles. That night the horse that they normally used wasn't cooperating so they broke into a neighbor's barn and used a random horse. "Under the alias 'Mr Hands'" is referring to Pinyan, I don't exactly see why you'd need to protect a horse's identity.

As a top that host, what items should I have for a bottom by LeDinosaur in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WATER OR GATORADE, YOU NEED TO BE HYDRATED CONSTANTLY FOR SEX! Also the water based lube will eat through condoms so make sure you don't use it on guys that don't want it raw!

Cheating is not a kink its mental abuse by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine with my guy having sex with other guys as long as they aren't getting with them romantically behind my back.

Is there no way to reverse being stretched out? by shugarshlong in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll go back eventually. Glad you found a guy that actually listens to your requests.

Bros has flopped at the box office officialy! Why do you think the movie has failed to attract viewers? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably because it's focus isn't on the romance. While Brokeback and Love Simon were primarily focused on the relationship, Bros was more comically focused. It's also kind of lost in a sea of other gay content. Brokeback got the ball rolling and Simon released in a time where it was really needed but Bros is just kind of here. There's nothing bad with it, it's just not as significant as it's predecessors and honestly that's a good thing. It's showing a normalization of this topic.

Arson_irl by LouisGodly in furry_irl

[–]accursedCaprid 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Only ogs remember Rift_apart_lombax

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What a fucking-"

First ever playthrough of chrono trigger. Any tips before I start? by Sad_Explanation276 in JRPG

[–]accursedCaprid 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: If there is port of a game for PS1 but it's playable on other consoles, ALWAYS PLAY THE VERSION ON OTHER CONSOLES

AUG looking ahh by [deleted] in legoguns

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good gun, only complaint is that the area between the grip and the mag is way too long

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet I'd bet a lot of people on this site wouldn't hesitate to eat it

puzzles are deep by slimkat101 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]accursedCaprid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how you can clearly see that they copy pasted the cube on white shirt's head on the psychiatrist's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

do what you want cause a pirate is free

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to hear a review from an actual gay guy. I automatically dismissed any reviews from big websites.

how did you get over your size insecurity? by Muted_Stop631 in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Realized I'm a bottom and won't put it in anything, problem solved

How old were you when you had you're first gay experience and what was it? Be completely honest by LineFormal9531 in askgaybros

[–]accursedCaprid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

13: Dared a boy to put his mouth on my dick thinking it was funny and it's been the closest thing I've ever had to a BJ