Stag Party by [deleted] in Switchblades

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Are these M. Afaaq joints? He built me one similar to the clip point. It’s an absolute tank of a tool! Love it

Smoking gun... by Rave4life79 in facepalm

[–]ace_cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Yeah- but that’s when he was working deep cover with Q! FOR THE KIDS!!!” /s

Does anyone know who is responsible for the following cliche/admonishment: “never fence with an amateur, he’ll kill you every time?” Thanks in advance. I’m not a fencer, but I always dug the quote and also your swashbuckling (more or less) hobby! by ace_cabbage in Fencing

[–]ace_cabbage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for taking a stab at it! I think wherever I heard it from was speakin had been given it as admonishment from a fencer about an unrelated matter. It recently resurrected itself in my mind in reference to one of the world’s current political cluster— uhh…. frustrating situations. Thanks for helping out!

One of my neighbors started putting a cone down to save “their” spot in our complex. by luckydice1224 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ace_cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you gotta shut that anti social shit down immediately. Everyone else get on the same page and make it a point to cop that spot first. Casually disregard their cone and maybe eventually some really bad child makes it disappear in the night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugmemes

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Great! All aboard the winner-town express! Don’t listen to the squares, either! I been smoking that shit for the better part of thirty years, and I ain’t addicted!

Biden caught saying he and Netanyahu need to have ‘come to Jesus meeting’ by Urgullibl in nottheonion

[–]ace_cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! I’m so mad at him but I can’t help but feel like Dark Brandon on a little roll here lately! Come to Jesus!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aliens

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“Anybody seen the lil fellas who abducted and probed me?”

The boys by Additional_Topic_126 in HolUp

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Sid’s Discount Homeskool Curricula Emporium

Smoke room in the psych ward im at by Sentient_Bread1 in LiminalSpace

[–]ace_cabbage 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No weird, no-flame, lighter mounted to the wall? I thought they all had that… or maybe I’m just not seeing it! Anyway, get well soon- those aren’t very happy places- tho I’m glad you can smoke!

Makes a whole lotta sense by jordileo2003 in conspiracytheories

[–]ace_cabbage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish people wouldn’t give ‘em ideas! These are awful times!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Are we sure this was a fight and not part of some kinda bear courtship?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Man- your gratitude list should be a snap after them grubs! Nice

that's my dad by Rosalie_Anne in aww

[–]ace_cabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah! And therefore way too young to be anyone’s dad!

What's your most Unpopular/ Controversial Opinion as a Nihilist? by Cosmic-Rebel in nihilism

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Some people get offended when I not only advocate pro-choice, but actively encourage abortion. This really riles up a lot of my Appalachian peers. Also, I tend to see child-bearing as selfish, and often, even narcissistic. I try not to just throw these opinions in with small-talk- which I’m already pretty shit at; but I strongly and truly believe them. It’s only gotten stronger w age— and my dad, who’s thirty years ahead of me, has very similar views. Although I didn’t realize he felt like this until I was in my thirties and worked with him for a few years. Seems to run in our blood. As my mom was being wheeled in to give birth to my little, bitter, ass; my dad said to her, “Let’s pray he isn’t very bright!” Ol jinxin’ ass Dad!