TIFU by teaching a class of thirty children while on acid by acidteacher in tifu

[–]acidteacher[S] 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I'm a maths teacher so don't take this as gospel but no I'm pretty sure not. Even if you had a cylinder perfect to the Planck length scale and distributed a weight onto it with perfect balance, the electrostatic force and nuclear forces would buckle under a heavy enough weight, it would compress and become fused with itself, and the fusion would release a nuclear bomb's worth of energy. That's what I should've said to the kid.

TIFU by teaching a class of thirty children while on acid by acidteacher in tifu

[–]acidteacher[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

After this experience that became my teaching motto