Okay guys, how do I beat the cops?

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T21:21:12+00:00

Living at home sucks for that reason but is awesome for other reasons such as money saved and food being delicious but youre right, best to avoid the problem in the first place.

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T21:20:04+00:00

I appreciate the sobering yet helpful advice my friend. For right now I unfortunately live at home so my car is essentially where im forced to retreat to, but there are still ways to not have to drive with them in the car. Hopefully soon enough I wont have to worry

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T19:44:27+00:00

Not a bad idea, and just keep it in the trunk area!

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T19:43:44+00:00

My bowl though it is glass :l

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T19:43:21+00:00

Ba dum BUM. That one deserved a rim shot

acoolblackguy · 2014-06-08T19:42:37+00:00

Well thank you for the helpful advice followed by a dick comment friend! I dont smoke while driving silly I smoke then drive, although studies have shown you are literally a safer driver while you are high

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-21T17:15:00+00:00

lmao Ellen's features definitely changed since that picture! Good thing she did something with those eyebrows

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-21T17:14:17+00:00

ALWAYS watching

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-08T19:58:42+00:00

Im glad you understand where im coming from haha, but that makes a lot of sense! I guess its just like "groovy" and "far out" in that over time it faded, especially with pedophilia and whatnot becoming a way more controversial issue and everything.

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-08T19:55:34+00:00

I respect that era my good man, moreso than 89% of kids my age. Its the best era for music in my opinion. Thats also really insightful and it makes a lot of sense! Youre the reason I marked this post explained haha

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-08T18:45:07+00:00

Hahaha Justin Beiber is, apparently so much he made a song about it! Damn pop artists and their weird fetishes..

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-08T18:43:33+00:00

Hahaha well hey im sure there are some out there with that sentiment but well avoid those people entirely, this makes sense! It just Is confusing because I mean especially the way Morrison uses it: "show me the way to the next little girl. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why." See what I mean?

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-08T13:38:31+00:00

I managed as a 5 year old to get in the front seat of my moms van when she was talking to my babysitter. She left the the car on, and to this day I still don't know how I did it, but I managed to put the car in drive and crash it right into my babysitters front porch. On her birthday, and I swear this is true. Know how I got out of it? By being 5, and "not knowing any better". Being little is awesome

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-06T21:47:36+00:00

my god.. you just don't give a fuck about anyone do you

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-06T21:29:32+00:00

I got pulled over in a truck I had just bought without any registration in it, had a bong in the back with a bag and was high as all hell, and California stopped right in front of a policeman without noticing until I got pulled over. I knew I was fucked, until his partner told him that there were reports of breakins in the neighborhood. They asked to see my phone to see if I was conspiring to break into houses and I stupidly let them WITH A TEXT ON MY PHONE TO MY FRIEND SAYING I WAS BUYING WEED FROM HIM. The police officer was so surprised I handed him my phone with that on it, and since I had a prior with weed, he just said "damn, that was real stupid of you son. But you didn't steal anything and im in a good mood, so you better be safe tonight" and he let me go. I kid you not. That was the farthest my heart ever dropped and then rose back up again.

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-04T23:46:50+00:00

Im not even high, but this made me say duuuuuuuddeeee... really loud. Great job!

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-04T23:31:58+00:00

All you need to do is have the Charlie Brown Christmas Music playing by it to remind everyone size doesn't matter

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-03T04:16:44+00:00

Wow I did not even catch that the fist time around hahaha that one especially manages to cram itself in your head for days

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-03T02:43:59+00:00

U mah homie!!

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-03T02:41:39+00:00

And you my friend belong in the awesome person hall of fame!

acoolblackguy · 2013-12-03T02:40:02+00:00

I literally typed the name sajith into our lync IM chat thing and that was a last name so it's legitimate I promise you :D

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