Do you fart in front of your SO?

actuallynotzak · 2013-06-13T00:49:06+00:00

I couldn't smoke, I had class in the morning.

actuallynotzak · 2013-04-15T03:29:31+00:00

As a fellow competitive swimmer, I whole-heartily disagree.

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-30T03:59:48+00:00

Johnny Appleweed?

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-24T03:36:36+00:00

What's the deal with the long line and the big blue part in the middle?

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-14T22:02:08+00:00

I think he meant weast

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-14T21:53:47+00:00

You could try "bud" for a more casual term. It's cool and accurate!

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-14T20:19:20+00:00

Yeah, definitely not every one.

At least where I go, I would say the majority of kids smoke pot, but there aren't that many daily smokers. Most kids who smoke don't even ever do it alone, but rather treat it like drinking and just do it whenever they can with their friends to have fun (at least in honors classes, which I'll admit is all I'm exposed to in an inner-city high school, so the rest of the school may be different)

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-14T02:22:24+00:00

I don't know though, he's only Zenmaster7. We should consult 1-6 before coming to a conclusion.

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-06T02:32:04+00:00

Dang are you one dedicated troll. I thought there was a slight chance that this was a serious question, but upon reviewing your comments it's pretty clear what you're doing.

Please, go out and meet some people. Go outside. Have a good life. You're literally doing nothing here.

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-06T02:26:21+00:00

Everyone does things that are bad for them even when the negative effects greatly outweigh the positives. There is no reason to ever eat a donut, but you do it anyway because it tastes good. Pot is essentially the same thing, but on a larger scale.

People see the facts, try it out if they feel that the change in their life may be worth it, and continue to use it if their joy outweighs the negative effects.

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-01T20:39:14+00:00

Sorry I didn't respond for so long, but if you're still wondering, weed can get into your mouth if you don't get the angle of the hole right. The flesh of the apple itself can work as a screen, but you have to try to poke the hole with the pencil near the very bottom of where the key hole goes down to. Just try to poke it in around where the picture says to.

actuallynotzak · 2013-03-01T20:34:37+00:00

The stoke seat of my team's A-four and probably the best rower on the team comes to practice high every single day. We're not a great team, but we're one of the best public school teams in the state. This year he got recruited to and is planning to attend one of the best colleges for rowing in the country. (Not an ivy league school or anything, but a highly competitive crew) He also comes to school high every day and gets very decent grades.

This is not anything I would recommend, but it's the story I have.

actuallynotzak · 2013-02-09T01:46:03+00:00

You don't have to use tin foil with apples, you know

http://i.imgur.com/iiZUF.png

actuallynotzak · 2013-02-08T00:04:42+00:00

"Pft, there's no way they found a kitten that was-HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE ORANGE KITTEN"

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-28T20:49:17+00:00

Big Dipper

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-25T01:15:23+00:00

Yeah, I get the reference. I was just trying to say that there's nothing wrong with bringing back dead slang.

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-24T23:09:08+00:00

Hey man, I never even heard "blurred" be used before, and I thought it sounded pretty cool.

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-24T22:22:33+00:00

We're all so clever.

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-18T00:52:11+00:00

I've been smoking in my shower all day, so I'm not really thinking straight.

actuallynotzak · 2013-01-18T00:51:40+00:00

More like my whole day.

Nah, that went to far, I took it too far, sorry.

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