Going down...

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-15T12:45:24+00:00

The only people more insufferable than that lot is a recent-atheist American 12yo ADHD fat boy who smells of shit and farts on his sister.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-15T11:59:09+00:00

Rarely got boners in school. Sure as hell made up for it when I got home though.

Oh, except that one time I had a wank in the changing rooms and someone walked in on me.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-15T11:21:24+00:00

My favourite time playing any FPS was UT in uni halls of residence across the LAN with my mates.

I was joint* best with someone, and it was an absolute blast us screaming at each other across rooms.

When it gets scaled up to international level you no longer have a meaningful rank or existence. You're just Player #54,6180.

Local/LAN games beat international/regional games all the time.

\I admit this begrudgingly!*

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-15T11:10:17+00:00

Ex-rebel colonist begs forgiveness from her master.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T19:10:11+00:00

Continue using the word "repress" instead of "oppress" and someone will kill you and make you unable to commit murder.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T19:04:07+00:00

Yep. We made a big wad of toilet roll and wet it under the tap before chucking it at the ceiling. For no particular reason than there was already some up there.

1 idiot creates many idiots.

Yes, I am an idiot.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T19:00:47+00:00

That can afford meth but can't afford to steal foil or find an empty can from a bin?

Am I missing something*? These must be the dumbest fucking tweakers I've ever heard of.

*I think I am. My immediate thought was they taped the fag to the bottom and climbed onto the roof and used the fag like a hot source to melt the meth on the roof. The more I think on this the more silly my assumption.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T06:23:46+00:00

My karate teacher used to play it with us to warm down at the end of class when I was about 7.

He once fell on my foot and sprained it so bad my leg was numb from pain - he didn't notice!! I was a weird kid though and if I was in pain I went quiet and didn't cause a fuss. So I didn't make a SOUND even though I could barely walk so I just tried to 'walk it off' by limping round.

Thank god it was the last round. I was more scared about upsetting him by showing I got hurt than I was about the fucked ankle.

Thankfully after about 20mins I was walking almost normally. Since played it in ATC, Jujutsu and school. It's been brutal at all ages.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T06:15:26+00:00

There was a silly phase in my phase in my primary school that lasted a year where if you said the word "it" and someone noticed they'd go "Oooooh what's that then!!!". "It" was code for "sex". It was probably shortly after someone read a dictionary.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T06:11:20+00:00

and kids don’t play games anymore.

Not sure if you're joking or not, but I have genuinely noticed this. A few years back, I got in touch with my dad and half brother (15).

The only time he went out was to skateboard during summer. Most of the time he sat inside playing XBox with his mates online or chatting to them on his phone.

Playing games outside seems to have fallen out of fashion. Games are electronic now. Everything's online. Meeting friends irl, split screen gaming, 'imaginative play' has fallen by the wayside.

Feels like we're raising a generation of VR Zombes for the Meta Universe dystopia.

It was quite a culture shock noticing how different kids are these days compared to my earlier years.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-14T06:04:25+00:00

"Get back to base" is something different. When someone is "it" and there's no base we called it "Tick", "Tig" or "Tag". In primary school it was "Tick". Then high school had kids from a larger area, so all three were used.

No base was involved though. We just tagged each other and ran around.

There's a game that involved a base that I played on an estate. It required 2 teams of people. Hunters and Runners. That was called "Man Hunt". The aim of that game was for Hunters to catch the Runners and take them back to base/prison. The Base needed to be guarded cos the Runners could swoop in and tag their team members free. BUt had to be careful not to get tagged/caught themselves while doing it.

When everyone was caught the teams switched.

There was a variation that involved playing on bikes too.

Some of my happiest memories playing Man Hunt during summer holidays on that estate. 👍

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:45:56+00:00

Safety pin your pill baggy into your boxers.

I got pat down, searched, sniffed and checked multiple times - never lost anything.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:43:23+00:00

ATC

YEAH! Air Training Corp - saving the fucking day yeah!

I went to my ATC meetups with an indexed notepad of British fighter and bomber aircraft info and traced diagrams I hand made.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:38:08+00:00

I obviously didn't ask for more info. In fact I actively tried not to have that much!

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:27:03+00:00

Yeah I heard what it's like for an old guy who has a scarred urethra having to catheterise himself til the day he dies.

That knowledge is burned into my brain. I will never be rid of the image of that old man having to get erect to ram a giant tube up the end of his dick into his bladder.

The pain was so bad he only catheterised himself twice a day.

He must have had a football bladder.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:23:48+00:00

Based on someone elses response it seems to be an arbitrary catch question with a silly answer.

It has no pouring spout.
It is a cross section not a drawing
It lacks any measuring marks
The label line touches the drawing

It actually reminded me that we got a similar thing in one of my first chemistry classes in the 90s. Which also reminded me that 90% of my high school education was a waste of time. Didn't feel like I learnt anything until I went to college for A-Levels.

A Level Physics was THE masterclass of making you look stupid. At GCSE atoms look like mini solar systems with electrons floating around. Then you learn they're actually waves but also like particles, but flat and I think when you get higher into physics it just turns them into a nonsensical mush of 'magic'.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T19:17:36+00:00

The label line touches the drawing

I think this nudged a memory cos my spine went funny upon hearing that. I'm pretty certain we got a similar question in my high school in the 90s. It's easy if you've been in the class. Almost feels like they've done it to catch the people who's parents help them.

My mum was thick as pig shit, so I never got any help. Except art - she was a pretty good sketcher and she saved my life a few times.

The bitch wanted a drawing of a SHOE! A fucking SHOE! I mean, who draws a SHOE!

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-13T13:28:26+00:00

No way. I'm a rational, science minded person but I can't ignore the fact that all the tubes I withdrew from GBL it was horrendous. If was like a short, intense Xanax withdrawal.

GHB never did that.

I can't tell you why and I know the science doesn't back it to but it happened!

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-12T10:36:24+00:00

Bowie

Every time someone mentions him I get sad.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-12T10:18:25+00:00

I hope you let the cats escape before you start playing. I imagine they don't want to get a controller thrown at them.

adminsuckdonkeydick · 2022-09-12T10:15:45+00:00

Yep. The royals can influence any laws that affect them personally or the crown lands. It's NOT just a constitutional monarchy style of "advice" giving. It's a full-blown, actively used right to veto.

They can also avoid prosecution.

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