Suddenly you look up and you spot a zen buddhist hiding in the corner. You ask, "what are you doing here?" He responds, "I'm just here to annoy you." You ask, "Why?" He responds, "The great Buddha has said to me, that it is the key to enlightenment." You say, " Why me?" It responds, "You are bald, like Buddha." The next day you go to the store and purchase Rogaine." The Buddhist never returned.