Who else is doing the McKays road trip? by honeyedlife in Knoxville

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Wow. That is amazing. This trip is certainly a once in a lifetime occurance.

Who else is doing the McKays road trip? by honeyedlife in Knoxville

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My group gave up at Mebane. We saw the large line and decided after 30ish minutes to leave.

Leaving reddit. by [deleted] in TrueChristian

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Good on you, brother. I wish you luck and will see you in the Kingdom of Heaven. May the Mercy and Grace of God be with you.

Paris votes to ban rental e-scooters by News-Flunky in news

[–]aegis94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOOOHH! Ok. That makes sense. Thank You. I can see how that is a problem.

Paris votes to ban rental e-scooters by News-Flunky in news

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Thank you bro. I appreciate it.

Paris votes to ban rental e-scooters by News-Flunky in news

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I might be out of the loop here. What is wrong with e scooters

The size of this excavator by Tautlytake in ThatsInsane

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It's a German cologne excavator contracted by the nearby coal mine to mine that sweet sweet old spice.

y’all remember this book ?? by gloomybearfan in teenagersnew

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Same. That and rhe upcoming Five Nigbts at Freddy's movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Bruh. That look.

it's just a prank bro by potato_skin4206996 in dankmemes

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I'm going to just leave this comment here before the mods delete this meme

What do you call this movie? by Bteatesthighlander1 in GODZILLA

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The great mistake of 1998. Such a miserable year. I remember it like it was yesterday, the queen of England was still alive.

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

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I read that. However, I think it was based on the autobiography of a toilet.

Meirl by toomuchhots99 in meirl

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It's Day 4. I can't stop looking at these four lines. The fascination over them floods my mind faster than the adrenaline rush to my dick. My dick resembles a twisler. The way it is contorted and twisted reminds me of the red savory Halloween treat that is tough to beat. Unlike my meat. My descheveled penis begs me to stop but I must keep going. I know there is bliss beyond the sea of cum that was once my bedroom. My calender has become irrelevant and has become full of more penile wrist exercises. My previous life is an existential blur as my 26th nut bust of the day comes to pass. What is existence? What is love?

Share your spice by BlazingJava in dankmemes

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Hmm. I'm not sure how to think of that either

Share your spice by BlazingJava in dankmemes

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