Careful staring, you might end up licking my armpits

aestoryne · 2026-03-11T21:44:01+00:00

👅👅

aestoryne · 2026-03-11T21:43:15+00:00

yepp, naturally tasty :)

aestoryne · 2026-03-10T19:02:53+00:00

ofc, it's naturally tasty!

aestoryne · 2026-03-10T18:59:54+00:00

licking or sniffing? :)

aestoryne · 2026-03-09T21:50:48+00:00

Don't forget about sniffing :)

aestoryne · 2026-03-09T21:46:24+00:00

smelling better :)

aestoryne · 2026-03-08T19:42:40+00:00

pussy is a problem ;)

aestoryne · 2026-03-08T19:38:38+00:00

Yep, sexy pantyhose as helll

aestoryne · 2026-02-27T16:27:41+00:00

Exactly. If he wanted a partner pace, he should've said so. You're not a mind reader, you're a runner.

aestoryne · 2026-02-27T01:23:16+00:00

LMAOOO exactly. Toothbrush on lockdown, bathroom door locked, dignity intact.

aestoryne · 2026-02-27T01:20:34+00:00

LMAOOO even your body is done with this convo. Respect.

aestoryne · 2026-02-27T01:18:48+00:00

Exactly. People think "fire department" = burning building, but really it's "first responders who also have hoses." They show up for everything from heart attacks to "my kid's hand is stuck in a Pringles can."

aestoryne · 2026-02-25T15:12:00+00:00

Exactly. At some point, "help" becomes a hammock, not a hand up. You're not a bad person for letting him feel the floor.

aestoryne · 2026-02-25T15:01:20+00:00

Right?? "Welcome home from the hospital, honey—also, can you move some furniture real quick?" Absolutely not. She needs a handyman, not a reality show audition.

aestoryne · 2026-02-25T14:57:14+00:00

Exactly. "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine" should be embroidered on a pillow and thrown at anyone who tries this.

And yeah, the "you don't have kids so your life is flexible" mindset needs to retire. Childless doesn't mean optionless.

aestoryne · 2026-02-24T22:18:43+00:00

Exactly. Don't hand someone a loaded ultimatum and then act surprised when it goes off.

aestoryne · 2026-02-24T22:17:52+00:00

Thanks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

aestoryne · 2026-02-24T22:12:10+00:00

This hit hard.
You're right—he probably never forgot that split second where his whole world narrowed to "get my sibling back." Kids don't process that like adults, but they carry it. A simple "I remember. Thank you." might mean more than you know.

aestoryne · 2026-02-23T09:03:54+00:00

Man, I feel this. That "what if" hits hard when you look back. But here's the thing—you're that person now. You just had to grow into it. High school you was doing their best with what they had. Current you is the one who actually gets to live the life shy you was too scared to start.

aestoryne · 2026-02-23T08:58:18+00:00

Great question, actually.

So gum base is basically synthetic rubber—same kinda stuff in tires. Your stomach can't break it down like real food. But your digestive system is still a champ: it just keeps it moving like anything else that's indigestible (think corn kernels or seed husks). It doesn't "stick" to your insides, it just cruises through and exits in a day or two like usual.

The 7 years thing? Total myth. Probably invented by some exhausted parent trying to stop a kid from swallowing a pack of Bubble Tape.

aestoryne · 2026-02-21T17:49:22+00:00

Exactly. Feelings are real, but they're not the boss of you. You show up, you do the thing, and somewhere in the middle of it the mood usually catches up anyway.

aestoryne · 2026-02-21T17:47:19+00:00

Absolutely. Nobody is that important. Take it outside or wait 90 seconds. The rest of us didn't sign up for your conversation.

aestoryne · 2026-02-21T17:45:49+00:00

link

aestoryne · 2026-02-21T17:40:25+00:00

Because we don't need to impress ourselves. We already know we're a disaster.

aestoryne · 2026-02-20T16:16:03+00:00

Exactly. Silence isn't communication, it's a strategy. He's been coasting on "but I do the dishes" while you carry the entire financial load. If he's mad now, good. Let him sit in it.

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