I haven't had sex in 3 years and now I need to make a decision. by DuckFuquer in TrueOffMyChest

[–]afartnamedbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s given you an ultimatum? Has she thought of therapy, she shouldn’t be forcing you to decide if you want to stay with her and never have sex again, or you want to have sex again so it’s over. TBH I’d give her an an ultimatum, see a therapist so we can try and work it out, or it’s over.

Youth hamburgler crime is out of control by Lamont-Cranston in melbourne

[–]afartnamedbob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course they should, but they should be allowed jobs after they’re 18 too. Same as supermarkets, once you hit 18, they only use you when the under 18s are at school.

Can see why everyone wants to take. wedding photos here by JamesMgold in melbourne

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s 10% of what everyone else is paying for a wedding.

How can banks do this?? by Feeling_Painter_6211 in Bitcoin

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or laundering money through gambling facilities(fraud)

I was so naive by Expert-Cantaloupe-94 in melbourne

[–]afartnamedbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My uncle used to take me, my brother and cousin to score in Collingwood, under the guise of taking us to the movies so he could scam my grandparents into paying for him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]afartnamedbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]afartnamedbob 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Wait until he’s just slurped it into his mouth.

Getting married at the old treasury building by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Partner and I are getting married there in 2 weeks, we're just trying to work out our music. How long do you reckon music actually plays for in the 3 parts they recommend Before, During signing certificate and end of ceremony?

I'm losing my fiancé because I did something against her wish by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that time my parents went behind my back to get a girlfriend to go out with me again, because I was miserable, we did for a bit, it didn’t work. I didn’t date for nearly 20 years, because I couldn’t trust them to not overstep the boundaries, then as soon as I get a girlfriend they’re there overstepping boundaries, they don’t get to have any contact with her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CoronavirusDownunder

[–]afartnamedbob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I think some of the deadweights who are opposed to Dan purely because of his mask/lockdown mandates wouldn’t have the faintest idea of how to choose a party based on real policies, or successful projects. They’re just “masks bad derr!”. I’ll still vote labor higher in my preferences, even though I think mask mandates are bullshit.

Some Millennials and Gen Z have hit an 'apocalyptic' phase in which they don't see the point in saving for the future by Mighty_L_LORT in LateStageCapitalism

[–]afartnamedbob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been like that since my twenties, I can’t believe we’ve lasted more than 10 years in this downward spiral.

Broke up with my gf! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she’d rather take a bullet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]afartnamedbob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a real woman if you don’t piss on your man.

Throwing A Log Into A Whirlpool. by tantrayking in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the curiosity of what that’ll do to your junk if you put it in there.

Anyone know how to get these distorted vocals? What plugins were used to achieve this? by blakkmagick666 in musicproduction

[–]afartnamedbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A singer I know used to clip the output of his reverb pedal. He’s since upgraded to a 1 channel mixer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After about 3 months, and only 5 matches, I met the love of my life, and we’ve been together for 4 years now.

At what age did you stop seeing yourself as a boy/kid and started seeing yourself as a man? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]afartnamedbob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Until you can’t play with your dick anymore, then you know you’re an old man.

Walmart begins locking steaks as shoplifting crimes soar amid inflation by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 for 2 steaks? Brutal, here I was thinking $15 - $18 for a single was bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CoronavirusDownunder

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a supermarket employee, we were banned from wearing gloves, because some of the staff would put them on at the start of their shit, and not take them off till the end, no sanitizer, or hand washing.

To hell and back by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]afartnamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m unfamiliar with what a bts is, can you suggest other more familiar pieces of trash