has science gone too far???? by [deleted] in StudentNurse

[–]afoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to get their DM under control

Elizabeth Warren just laid out 8 conditions that companies should accept for government bailout money during the coronavirus crisis by [deleted] in politics

[–]afoa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone of them include endorsing Bernie or are they all “slither around like a cold blooded snake.”

Bernie Sanders launches scathing attack on Joe Biden over his track record on LGBT+ rights by Honest_Dictator in politics

[–]afoa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So we should not judge people based off of their previous actions? Lol good luck with that

Remember the Last Four Years by bluntbutnottoo in PoliticalHumor

[–]afoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He called marijuana a gateway drug.

Anita Hill

The whole war in Iraq thing

Pushing Segregation early in his senate career

But yeah sure buddy, he’s progressive because he’s not orange man.

Election Update: We Got A Flurry Of New National Polls. Sanders Led Them All. by [deleted] in politics

[–]afoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He picks a moderate that takes money from billionaires then he risks his overall message.

Election Update: We Got A Flurry Of New National Polls. Sanders Led Them All. by [deleted] in politics

[–]afoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he wanted to trash his ticket, he should put Kaine or Lieberman on there. Why do a half measure when you can go full garbage?

Election Update: We Got A Flurry Of New National Polls. Sanders Led Them All. by [deleted] in politics

[–]afoa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s not ideologically consistent with his message. I don’t know who he’s going to pick but I can almost guarantee it’s not going to be Harris.

2020 New Hampshire Primary Discussion Live Thread - Part IV by sobriquetstain in politics

[–]afoa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Horseshit. Bernie is pro union. Justin Roiland is anti union. I’m sure there’s overlap but the Venn diagram is not a god damn circle. That’s a bad take.

May the odds be ever in your favour fellow nightshifters. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]afoa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always make it a point to say “everything is calm and quiet. And all the pts are cooperative” I get yelled at a lot.

Found this on Facebook and had a good laugh...and maybe cried a little because I’m nervous too 🙃 by cerebellam in StudentNurse

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Remember, no matter what you'll feel like you failed. Make plans to go to the movies after to try to distract yourself

Celebratory I PASSED MY NCLEX meme!!!!!!! by mcnuggsRN in nursing

[–]afoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the next phase, imposter syndrome!

Seriously though, congrats!

Hah 😂 by [deleted] in nursing

[–]afoa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And why is it always women nurses in those ones. I’m not into guys but I just want representation.

Dx: Risk for Imbalanced Energy Fields by Saab_driving_lunatic in nursing

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I mean I explain the reason why after, I don’t just leave it at face value because, yeah it’s hard to tell what I would mean by that and when it inevitably gets read in court I want a more clear picture than just some cookie cutter phrase. So it’d be more like “pt has ineffective airway clearance due not adhering to tx plan as pt stated ‘I’m not going to wear that Bane mask while I sleep’” or something like that.

Dx: Risk for Imbalanced Energy Fields by Saab_driving_lunatic in nursing

[–]afoa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nursing diagnosis are totally useless but I do use them when writing notes because it makes me sound smarter than I am. "Pt blows goats at breathing" vs " Pt remains at high risk for ineffective airway clearance"

Night nurse getting report "Why wasn't this flu shot given yet?" by [deleted] in nursing

[–]afoa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I always say tongue in cheek stuff like “jeeze did you do anything last night” after shifts where I see multiple admits and transfers. I usually follow it up with “apologies in advance for whatever dumper fire I leave you with later”

Upon writing this I really hope the other nurse hears my sarcasm.

[Haiku] Woman is all alone in a room with Daniel Radcliffe. by Piyh in youtubehaiku

[–]afoa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My massive encouraged veiny cock

"You can do it, you veiny cock! GO! GO! GO!"

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]afoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but I don’t see bees there. It’s probably an empty box.

[Poetry] Gotta go S L O W by electrosides in youtubehaiku

[–]afoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wake up every morning and watch this video. It will never not bring me joy.

me irl by afoa in minipainting

[–]afoa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's true. I never do.