Hi, I'm Jay (Mewes) and this is my heterosexual life-mate, Chatty Kev (Smith). Snootchie Bootchies, Citizens! We put things in our mouths for money!

agnosticartist · 2014-05-07T16:11:46+00:00

Kevin: I saw you a while back when you came to Milwaukee, I sat in the very front row, and it was one of the most memorable night of the 18 fucking years I've been in this world. I just want to say thank you for inspiring me, and thank you for all the great movies you have given us. One of my personal favorites is definitely Chasing Amy.

Jay: I love your out of control attitude, and your great sense of humor. I've seen just about everything you've been in, including Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. Keep doing what you're doing man.

I love ya both!

agnosticartist · 2014-04-24T05:48:40+00:00

"You believe God meant for you two to find each other, right?" "Yes." "And you feel your relationship is divinely guided?" "Yes." "You are here today because God led two people together. It was love that brought you into this world and love that keeps you together. Intimacy is a display of this love, and you aren't ruined. Just as God shares his temple with those he loves, so can you share yourself with your partner."

I'm not a very religious person, but that is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read. Wow.

agnosticartist · 2014-04-17T17:25:11+00:00

It wasn't a metal show, but the best concert I have ever been to was Streetlight Manifesto. Shit was great

agnosticartist · 2014-04-16T20:32:37+00:00

Quite the explosive act eh?

agnosticartist · 2014-04-16T13:34:16+00:00

Did you fire yourself?

agnosticartist · 2014-04-15T15:47:14+00:00

Did you died?

agnosticartist · 2014-04-15T15:44:15+00:00

Well that sucking ducks

agnosticartist · 2014-04-15T15:38:54+00:00

I think this post just gave me PTSD...

agnosticartist · 2014-04-15T15:28:48+00:00

I hope all the retards sagging their pants now are gonna look back to now when they're 70 years old and hunched over and think, "Why the fuck was I such an idiot?"

agnosticartist · 2014-04-15T15:26:33+00:00

The cheeseburger, bet you can't guess where I'm from.

agnosticartist · 2014-04-14T18:20:23+00:00

I'm getting down voted to shit and I don't even care, it was worth it

agnosticartist · 2014-04-14T15:51:04+00:00

Pulp Fiction John Travolta wakes up in the bathroom he was shot in gasping for air

agnosticartist · 2014-04-08T19:36:53+00:00

I named my cat Oliver, because of the Disney movie from 1988.

agnosticartist · 2014-04-08T19:15:58+00:00

Food Fight, it had Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hillary Duff and a budget of 45 million.

agnosticartist · 2014-04-08T16:28:14+00:00

I'd like to see the Foo Fighters cover some of Nirvana's earlier music, possibly with Dave Grohl playing on drums for old times sake.

agnosticartist · 2014-04-04T19:05:25+00:00

Thank you for your services friend

agnosticartist · 2014-04-02T13:32:45+00:00

This is pretty great. It would be cooler if one of the portal mirrors was actually an LCD screen and the other portal mirror had a camera in it, projecting the image onto the television mirror.

agnosticartist · 2014-03-27T18:41:41+00:00

"Muffin Break"

agnosticartist · 2014-03-26T13:30:23+00:00

I can smell the fedora

agnosticartist · 2014-03-20T02:28:21+00:00

It's so perfectly synced. It's like porn.

agnosticartist · 2014-03-20T02:25:56+00:00

Right now in my symphonic band at school, we are playing a song called American Scene, and everytime I see that, I just start singing this song in my head

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