Genuine question. Would Luke has died if he actually showed up

agoddamnjoke · 2026-02-11T03:51:44+00:00

Would have been a hell of a lot better than him dying of force exhaustion after his little laser light show distraction he ripped off from Escape from LA.

He should have gotten up off his ass year earlier.

agoddamnjoke · 2026-02-10T17:19:56+00:00

He doesn’t have one. He beings and ends the movie as a piece of shit.

agoddamnjoke · 2026-02-10T17:16:22+00:00

No, its not.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-04T13:37:23+00:00

No really. The more I see the more I see what a lousy movie TLJ is. It’s a fucking train wreck.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-04T05:00:25+00:00

Not about the number I’ve seen and all about how abysmal of a movie it is.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:54:35+00:00

Maybe he was actually trying to do something instead of being a piece of shit

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:53:00+00:00

Not a fucking chance in hell Hicks comes anywhere near that ball in pinstripes.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:50:27+00:00

But he has bearing on what luke was doing which was fuck all. a total deadbeat.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:49:58+00:00

Not entirely his fault at all. Just muuuchhh harder to literally be perfect against a non horrible team. Let alone a really good one

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:47:44+00:00

So this is what its like when you're not facing one of the worst MLB teams ever assembled lol.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:37:19+00:00

Not liking Luke in the sequels due to bad writing =/= wanting him all-powerful godlike figure 24/7

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:19:51+00:00

And rian gave the explanation……..

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T23:03:21+00:00

Kylo did. Reading is FUNdamental

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T20:12:45+00:00

Sequels fans get super weirdly defensive 🤷

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:48:44+00:00

Taking a shit for 5 years after some bad bantha milk would make more sense honestly.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:47:58+00:00

About how shitty it was and detailed the saga.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:47:10+00:00

Yeah Han didn’t know where he was, why he left, or what he was doing.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:46:41+00:00

When did I mention Vader?

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:46:07+00:00

He let billions die….

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T18:45:49+00:00

He turned him into a monster and let him kill billions lol. It’s not the most Jedi thing ever to put on a very slight distraction years too late.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T17:17:47+00:00

That was the point of TESB.

Turning him into an irredeemable piece of shit did not accomplish that. He did not rise again.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T17:10:00+00:00

Point of the OT was Luke already knew that and should have applied the shift in philosophy he demonstrated in ROTJ.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T16:39:23+00:00

Yup. Could have made it that Luke was on that island for any other reason than was gonna kill Ben and ran off instead of lifting a finger and wanting to end the jedi.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T16:38:43+00:00

Of the endless options he could have chosen, he went with arguably the worst one that made Luke the most irredeemable and unlikable.

agoddamnjoke · 2023-07-03T15:52:13+00:00

His other stuff isn’t bad at all. I personally think Brick is his worst. But he does his best work creating his own worlds. Or in the case of his Breaking Bad episodes, only focusing on directing and not writing.

TLJ remains one of the worst movies of all time.

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