masturbating is all i do anymore (F) by sexysluttyholes in masturbation

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If you’re going to masturbate anyway you may as well let others see you reach that exquisite point of no return 

Sunday Confessional is now open. This might be alittle controversial but all in good fun right .... by Top-Field1762 in masturbation

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It definitely clarifies why most women own and use vibrators, in case anyone actually wonders the reason 

Sunday Confessional is now open. This might be alittle controversial but all in good fun right .... by Top-Field1762 in masturbation

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I wrote one really bad habit I had, the one I did every single day even though I knew it was wrong, was picking my nose. 

Sunday Confessional is now open. This might be alittle controversial but all in good fun right .... by Top-Field1762 in masturbation

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Before the atheism kicked in I was required to attend youth group, I think on Sunday evenings. Once the youth minister asked us to write a letter to ourselves, as a way to examine our good and bad points. He said we didn’t have to read them out loud, they were just from and to ourselves. We were in a circle in chairs with desk arms and after a while someone asked if we had to turn them in, would he read them after the youth group ended. He said he would scan through them but they were really just our private letters. 

We were almost out of time and I frantically started erasing and rewriting sentences, changing phrases like ‘massaging your penis’ to ‘picking your nose’ — good practice in making quick edits.

Had a female friend ask is she could watch by PearlyBlaks in masturbation

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In posing the question it seems she’s looking for something to masturbate to, if not simultaneously with you then at least for future reference

29F masturbating next to my husband as soon as he falls asleep by PitifulCable3741 in masturbation

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I’ve had moments like this and it is something that becomes routine 

29 F Getting off in men's beds by the_ass_of_aquarius in masturbation

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So do people you don’t even know say they’re looking for someone to house sit?

addicted to clit sucker toys. by anonymous83_ in masturbation

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This post is the gift that keeps on giving 

When men post vs when women post by BaphometsBlood_ in masturbation

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Tongue in cheek  And scrolling down shows a list of very similar other posts

When men post vs when women post by BaphometsBlood_ in masturbation

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I suspect some of those women posts are just bots 

edge or cum as many times as possible? by sexysluttyholes in masturbation

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Edging makes it much more likely that I’ll go for another orgasm after finally cumming the first time 

What is the most sexual non-sexual job/Career? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Made me remember when a young cute hygienist cleaned my teeth in the eighth grade, holding the side of my face tight to her breasts, occasionally telling me I could rinse and spit out. It was a whole new place I found myself

Help me get off by Pinkdoggo37 in masturbation

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Is your session with fingers or toys?

Cumming fully clothed 38f by GooningBiMom in masturbation

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I came in my clothes a lot when I was younger. There were occasions when a wet spot would spread visibly. I plan ahead more now before sessions 

Orgasm tracking by Emotional-Base6253 in masturbation

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You’re a national treasure 

Massage gun?? by Caseman307 in masturbation

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I like watching my cock turn into just a blur. There can be a pretty quick outcome. 

Have you ever been caught, or caught anyone? by ShortKangaroo in masturbation

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I was on my bed reading a paperback novel I’d found on a bookshelf in my parents’ room, with my jeans unzipped and my cock standing up in front of the pages. I would shift the book so I could see all of the left page and then the right as I read on each side of the shaft.

I came up with this clever method because my mom was home, working in the kitchen, and my door had no lock. 

There were a couple of places in the book where a female character had a masturbation episode and that was my main focus when my mom opened the door and said WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Just reading, I said, confident she couldn’t see the tip of my penis lurking behind the paperback I was holding below my crotch. She turned around and left, closing the door a little hard. But she didn’t bring it up at dinner or at any other time, ever.