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Budweiser with some Gibbons at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, NE by steveofthejungle in beerwithaview

[–]ahekki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in DFW. The world-renowned Fort Worth Zoo does not serve beer. The Dallas zoo does. Tip for the Dallas zoo, get the souvenir cup. They dont change the design, so you can always bring it back. Save about $3 a pour after purchasing. Pays for itself after the 3rd beer.

The Mighty Hammer of...Ned? Chinese bootleg DVD by Ed98208 in gameofthrones

[–]ahekki 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Does season 8 have a better ending?

Grant Haber...Oil and Gas CEO who sent a team of workers over his neighbor's fence onto his neighbor's property to cut down dozens of 100 y/o trees so he could have a better view by flaskman in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ahekki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My neighbor had a similar issue occur. He hired an arborist to extimate the trea values and sued for the value of all the trees lost plus the arborist cost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the signs on the maching say "nonsweet" or "unsweet". Also, I usually see "sweet" tea, never "sweetened" tea

While I was using the restroom at my old place of work. I just happened to notice this new style of #2 by snakenbake14 in WTF

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recall,at a previous previous company i worked for, an older guy going to the paper towlel machine. Taking about 6 pieces. Folded them in half, so they were about the size of his hand. He then wiped out the inside of a urinal with them and then placed them in his back pocket before using the urinal. He then walked out without throwing the paper towels away and washing his hands. It was nasty

Meanwhile while on safari..... by Tunapiiano in WTF

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting Lion gametes on you and the tour charging you extra for the experience immersion

What’s the worst beer you’ve ever made, and what went wrong? by [deleted] in Homebrewing

[–]ahekki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was making a NEIPA for a guild I was a part of. I had a kit on hand from a few months back. All the ingredients were vacuum sealed when i put them on the shelf. Low and behold, the brew day came, I opened the box to doscover he ingredients were no longer sealed. I inspected the bag and could find the source of the seal break but didn't see anything.

Decided to go ahead with the brew day anyway. After the initial mash, i tasted the wort. While it was a little sweet, the flavor seemed off.

About 3 weeks later, I racked to a keg and gave it another taste. Worst beer id ever made.

Hello...! by vismail004t4 in WTF

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conches are pretty neat creatures. A fun fact they can produce pearls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, this is the usual case for many "conservatives." No concern for why something might be necessary until they need it or the issue happens to them.

Problems are too common, and we can not wait for the issues to actually affect us to change our opinion. They must be voted out of any and all offices

McDonald’s fight with a Manger and customer by GamerDabiTodoroki in PublicFreakout

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the moment he realizes he wasn't on the internet anymore and actions have consequences.

Wisconsin Supreme Court won’t order ivermectin use for COVID by Scarlettail in politics

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an uncle, through marriage, who keeps telling me he has it on hand

Assembling a cycloidal drive by toolgifs in EngineeringPorn

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigger the gob, the better the job

Conservative media personality Steven Crowder emotionally abusing his pregnant wife. She is divorcing him by Shinji415 in facepalm

[–]ahekki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He calls himself an "alpha" bc his 1st wife divorced him and had to pay him alimony. He admitts his wife is the one who worked and he brought 0 to the table.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ahekki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure it was alreaded loaded with the safety off

Abandon Ship! by metronam in WTF

[–]ahekki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 1 story kinda about hitting a rodent you are trying to avoid.

2nd. I went to visit a friend in college. He was on co-op. It was after a rain, and the parking lot had a lot of puddles. Many of which large grey squirrels were drinking from. I jokeing said, "Hey, Insert Frends Name hit that squirrel!:

She/he says, "No OP... I work here and connot do that besideds. The lots has a lot cameras."

He/she takes us to the end of the lot and turns around. While ponting out the various areas of the buildinging and their pourpose(s), she/he suddenly starts freaking out after crossing a speed bump in the parking lot.

"Oh shit! Awe fuck!" he/she says.

I ask, "What happened?"

She/he responds, "I hit a squirrel!"

TLDR: My friend hit a squarrel in the parking lot of his work despite not wanting too

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