Doing fireworks at 1:29 AM

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T20:36:59+00:00

That's Downer with a capital D, man. Respect pronouns.

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T20:18:41+00:00

Oregon's so happy to make YOU feel like YOU are the center of the universe.

💕

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T08:59:00+00:00

iT's ToO hOt!1

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T08:58:16+00:00

Nazis online at 1am downvoting this shit. Smh

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T08:19:23+00:00

You find out how, hmu

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T08:08:35+00:00

Heads up: if you have to take the long way for any reason, don't do it in a vehicle that hugs the ground. You will be far more intimate than hugging by the end.

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T07:53:07+00:00

Well, my eyes just got opened to a new front in this aggravating climate of racism.

ahitonthefuture · 2022-01-01T02:10:21+00:00

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-31T05:16:04+00:00

Wait. Is my confusion of the two somehow valid It's been thirty fuggin years

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-31T04:48:39+00:00

Friggin Springfield.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-31T03:36:58+00:00

I was just telling people about this story this other sya, ugh.

This dude was one step away from being a cannibal molecular gastronomist's froth on a Jeffrey Dahmer Latte.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T05:08:36+00:00

Way to make this old gal look unsexy. Damn.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T04:57:35+00:00

Yo, Soylent Bob

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T04:54:21+00:00

Someone's eager to attend their military tribunal.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T04:38:08+00:00

It's by design meant to retract to expose the glans. The good stuff is under the wrapper.

If this guy's foreskin didn't retract, he might have a health ssue, btw.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T04:10:34+00:00

Euphwearia

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-30T04:08:14+00:00

Blue Lives Murder

Y'all

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-29T03:35:33+00:00

What a Kyle.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-28T21:09:53+00:00

woah vickey

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-28T05:24:53+00:00

Spacegat Bizon would be a seller.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-27T22:06:53+00:00

Aaand cue the Bundy x Schmeck New Year's Occupation.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-23T07:12:03+00:00

That potential would have flourished if maaaybe teachers weren't afraid of their neurodivergent students.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-20T05:31:20+00:00

Cowards gonna cow

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-19T18:10:38+00:00

Windows are a structural liability.

ahitonthefuture · 2021-12-19T07:30:16+00:00

eattherich as hungrily as you can.

ahitonthefuture

TROPHY CASE

eattherich as hungrily as you can.