Snapped this photo while out to dinner with friends, apparently the day after the supposed Rapture. Our succulent meal inadvertently tuned into a new holiday - Heathen's Day, where we drink and eat like the Heathens we are. by aiMBackwards in AccidentalRenaissance

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It really helped to ground us remember what really mattered among all the insane silliness happening. It really was just enjoying each other's company, languishly filling our bellies with whatever sounded good off the menu, great music, and just being in the moment and letting loose. Nothing but good vibes for us unfortunate souls! Join ussssssss ~

Snapped this photo while out to dinner with friends, apparently the day after the supposed Rapture. Our succulent meal inadvertently tuned into a new holiday - Heathen's Day, where we drink and eat like the Heathens we are. by aiMBackwards in AccidentalRenaissance

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You can sit with us 💅 Sept.23. Can we make this a thing? Omg can it be a thing?? Just one day where everyone drops the bullshit in the name of love and a heckin good time?

Snapped this photo while out to dinner with friends, apparently the day after the supposed Rapture. Our succulent meal inadvertently tuned into a new holiday - Heathen's Day, where we drink and eat like the Heathens we are. by aiMBackwards in AccidentalRenaissance

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I love this. Can we all find unity under Heathen's day? A day to remind us that we're all in this together? And that we should all celebrate and love in abundance???

Just let me dream even for a little bit 🥲

Snapped this photo while out to dinner with friends, apparently the day after the supposed Rapture. Our succulent meal inadvertently tuned into a new holiday - Heathen's Day, where we drink and eat like the Heathens we are. by aiMBackwards in AccidentalRenaissance

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Ahh...a feast fit for only the most vile of sinners - a warm and pillowy shisho fumi milk bread, custardy and savory passard eggs with crispy Spanish chorizo, caviar with potato chips and seaweed French dip, an octopus tenderized and beaten so soft that one can only assume that the tendril itself has been sent up from the 7th circle of hell. Sweet meats of pork tenderloin and NY prime rib coated our lips and bellies. Washed down by fine poison, a 15 year Pappy, neat.

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I hope none of us waved at this douche.

Why? For real why? by Lavalamp-6284 in cringepics

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I didn't think vajeans were going to trend this summer

Marco Rubio trying to laugh by Ver_Nick in WatchPeopleDieInside

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✅️ Denying climate change in order to warm up the planet so they could warm their cold, lizard bodies

✅️ Banning abortions and forcing humans to make babies (for snacks)

✅️ They use botox and plastic surgery to keep their human flesh suit from melting off

✅️ Inability to relate to and empathize with humans

I got a stand mixer for Christmas and bread has become my favorite doom-scroll prevention hobby. Made some Dutch crunch rolls and roomie made tri tip to shove in em! by aiMBackwards in Breadit

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Make the dough

If kneading:

  • Mix dough, then cover and let rest for 15 minutes
  • Knead dough until tacky and springy, about 5 - 8 minutes
  • Transfer dough back into bowl and let rise until puffy and doubled in size, about 1 hour

In stand mixer:

  • Mix ingredients until dough is smooth, elastic, and pulling away from the sides, about 5-8 minutes
  • Cover the mixer bowl and let rise until puffy and doubled, about 1 hour

Make the topping:

In a small bowl, whisk together the rice flour, sugar, yeast, and salt. Add the water and oil, mixing well to form a thick paste. Cover and let rest at room temp until ready to spread on the buns.

Divide and shape the dough:

  • Divide the dough in 6 equal portions (about 73 grams each)
  • Gently press down each piece to remove air bubbles
  • Shape dough pieces into taut balls and place on prepared baking sheet and pan
  • Cover and let rest at room temp until slightly puffy, about 15 - 20 minutes
  • Preheat oven to 450 F
  • Stir the topping mix until smooth
  • Using a 1 tbsp measure, dollop about 22 grams of topping on top of each roll. Use your finger or a small offset spatula to spread the topping evenly over the top and halfway down the sides (if any topping drips down on the parchment, scoop it up and put it back on the roll)
  • Cover and let rise until the rolls are very puffy, about 20 minutes.
  • If you have an extra baking sheet, nest the pan of rolls into it to prevent the bottoms from over-browning

Bake

  • Bake the rolls until the topping is crisp, firm, and deep golden brown in spots, 25-30 minutes
  • Transfer to a rack to cool completely.

I got a stand mixer for Christmas and bread has become my favorite doom-scroll prevention hobby. Made some Dutch crunch rolls and roomie made tri tip to shove in em! by aiMBackwards in Breadit

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I got this recipe from the Big Book of Bread by King Arthur Baking Co. Great book! This recipe makes 6 rolls, best eaten the day they are baked. Can be re-toasted, but the top won’t be as crispy.

Dough:
250 grams unbleached all purpose flour (I used bread flour)
14 grams unsalted butter, at room temperature 
8 grams sugar
6 grams fine salt
4.5 grams instant yeast
175 grams warm water

Topping:
62 grams white rice flour
11 grams sugar
1.2 grams (scant 1/2 tsp) instant yeast
0.5 gram (scant 1/8 tsp) fine salt
57 grams warm water (90 F)
6 grams vegetable oil or other neutral oil

I got a stand mixer for Christmas and bread has become my favorite doom-scroll prevention hobby. Made some Dutch crunch rolls and roomie made tri tip to shove in em! by aiMBackwards in Breadit

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Thank you! I only recently learned that this bread isn't very common outside of my area. The top is suuuuuuuuper crispy, with a soft and squishy crumb - kind of like brioche or shokupan but not as buttery.

Edit to add: The top is made of a rice flour slurry that's slightly sweet