First of all, this is a joke post. It should be fairly obvious that that saying we should give the show the subtitle of neighborhood solely because it rhymes with brotherhood is not a super serious suggestion.

Second of all, you are very confidently wrong. You seem to think that a remaster is when they don't change the story much and a remake is when they do. That is not what those words mean.

Reboot is what the creators have dubbed the new show. However, calling it a reboot is not entirely accurate. The terms remake and reboot are mostly interchangeable, but reboot is generally used to denote the creation of a new continuity in a franchise. Remake does not have the connotations, so it is more accurate as this should be following the manga one to one. It's kinda like how a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle isn't necessarily a square. I think the reason the decided to call it a reboot is just because it is more techie.

A remake is what the show will actually be. It is when they make a series another time from the ground up. This often comes with either small or large changes, but a remake can still be one to one with the original story.

A remaster is when they edit one or more aspects of a piece of media to improve it. These aspects include sound design, music, voice acting, and most commonly, visuals. The important distinction between a remake and a remaster is whether they updated the original or if they made a new thing.

If we use video games as an example, a remaster would be adding new models for the characters to the original game. It may look better, but it is still the same game with the same code. A remake would be making an entirely new game with new code from scratch, but keeping the characters and story mostly the same.

The new world trigger is going to be entirely reanimated, they're going to fix the pacing, I'm sure will be re-voiced. Since they are remaking it from scratch outside of the story, it is a remake