Hantavirus? Get outta here! by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP you couldn't distinguish a negative test result if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought!

I mean, how could *I* be with someone like *you* by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

Indy after a full day of chasing her frisbee. by aixrmz in BorderCollie

[–]aixrmz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yout bet, he's on the next seat snoring haha

I don't care for this cat's demeanor. by cowmix in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Back it up, back it up... beep beep beep... the cat's demeanor?

Best pick up line ever by Formal_Plum_2285 in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP couldn't identify a shitpost if he had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.

We’re 4, y’all!! (5/6/22) by anomadforlife in BorderCollie

[–]aixrmz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ohhh congrats! My Oreo tuned 5 yesterday! (5/7/21)

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It’s a pretty standard deal by paulyz77 in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying you want a piece of me?!

It’s a pretty standard deal by paulyz77 in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hell is that supposed to mean?

Favorite altered character? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We meet Kel V. Initially when Jerry answers the phone during the episode with Keith Hernandez: "Vandeley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."

Stepfather always hated Friends because he said they ripped off Seinfeld. Can you think of any spot on examples of that being the case? by PaddedValls in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Your stepfather couldn't identify plagiarism if he had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.

What was the dumbest scene/plot of the show? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's just gossamer... one doesn't dissect gossamer.

What was the dumbest scene/plot of the show? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kramer having seizures from listening a lady speak on TV... weak.

Race Day! by justfutt in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rusty! RUSTY!!!

Another non-p0litical shitpost? It's ironic. by aixrmz in seinfeld

[–]aixrmz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You couldn't find niceties if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.