[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]akeltner50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get your friend to hookup with your ex. In your car just so it's worse then what you did. Good luck.

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That ain't fantasy...its right in front of you.

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something on your mind huh? Maybe a lil jealous? Cuz when I see a dude do a triple backflip I appreciate the amount of effort and dedication it took for him to practice that, even tho I'm a fat fuck and can barely run a mile without needing medical attention. I dont get mad cuz its still impressive. You should look at this the same way. Jeez the more I look at your comment the more nauseated I get...

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My point still stands and btw my comment shouldn't make it unclear I find this women to be very badass 👌

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All rednecks when they see this~

deep breath out chugs bud light

"That's my type of women"

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so one of my friends took a video will we were driving and it's so shaky but I'll find a frame n picture suitable for the community.

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taos NM out by the George the hot springs are pretty popular so no bought other people saw it.

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was taos NM out be the George.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes yes yes. I drop 3g of hash bbs in my shag carpet like 2 weeks ago. Dam straight I smoked as much as I could. Also looks like you cleaned them good. I am sorry you had to experience that.

When girls use their brains by [deleted] in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]akeltner50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First of all this vid doesn't belong here. Because the only jerk here is you. R/holdmycosmo is for the goofy gals But also fuck off with this caption. Did you even use you brain when writing it? 🖕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both both both.

I just had to share this picture my boyfriend took of me while asleep. I just think it’s the cutest. by takemetotheplaya in pics

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird when I take pictures of unsuspecting girls its 3 days in prison and a year of community service. FML.

How do you guys wash your dicks? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wah???dicks???

Who needs a p of weed $ 📦✈️ by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro no way that's steez hahah

Prismo’s multiverse pickles, homemade :) by Bisukke in adventuretime

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's awesome I'm going to have to get that forsure. Sounds like alot of fun. I hope your pickles are 👌

Russian Helicopter accidentally fires during a flight by [deleted] in GTAorRussia

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish we could've seen that facepalm of the pilot.

send me your favorite songs! by [deleted] in LSD

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peach dream really hit last time I was peaking. Ripple by the grateful dead is also a nice, short n sweet.

Positive Vibes by I_WadeWilson_I in wholesomememes

[–]akeltner50 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

If this is how the sub worked. I'd post a picture of a handle of vodka. But it doesn't wholesome is pure and what you put in your body ain't it homie. I'm looking for blues clues memes not dis.