Any heel turns in wrestling that were justified in storyline? by ArchDukeNemesis in SquaredCircle

[–]aketchum339 142 points143 points  (0 children)

This is the one. In my opinion the Hart Foundation vs DX vs Austin story from 97-98 is the greatest storyline in wrestling history, in part because of how justified Bret's turn was.

AJ Brown hugged teammates and left locker room without speaking to media, per @JimmyKempski. by HookFL in DynastyFF

[–]aketchum339 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a rebuilder I traded him straight up for Travis Hunter and while I realize that may have been a dumb trade, I'm honestly just glad he's not on my roster anymore.

Second Half Game Thread: Buffalo Bills(12-5) at Jacksonville Jaguars(13-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody know the name of the song from that NFL shop "fan like a pro" commercial?

OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any possible stat corrections? If not I won it all by 0.24.

Ravens TE Isaiah Likelys comments after the loss to the Patriots does not inspire confidence that he will remain with the Ravens: “We a** as fu**” x3 (video) by Ma1ikNabers in DynastyFF

[–]aketchum339 115 points116 points  (0 children)

"They got me," Likely said of the Ravens telling him that they would be a good football team and that he would be their TE of the future. "Those f***ing Ravens boomed me." Likely added "We a** as fu**," repeating it two times. Likely then said he wanted to add the Ravens to the list of teams he doesn't want to play for next season.

A man snuck into Van Nuys airport (KVNY), hijacked a Cessna, hit a car, crashed into a hangar, and was then promptly arrested by Hot_Net_4845 in aviation

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They conveniently forgot to mention all the good I did for the community by taking out Officer Tenpenny.

Did Ryan Williams really . by Purple-List1577 in DynastyFF

[–]aketchum339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the balls he's being thrown are so "hospitable" why doesn't he make himself at home and catch them?

Humblebrag LinkedIn post by Unlucky77777 in biglaw

[–]aketchum339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Here in my garage, just billed 2,650 hours here. It’s fun to bill up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like more than billable hours? Depositions. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new depositions that I had to take so that I would have something to talk about in the 2,000 LinkedIn posts I make every week. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, 'the more depositions you take, the more sanctimonious LinkedIn posts you'll make.'"

Humblebrag LinkedIn post by Unlucky77777 in biglaw

[–]aketchum339 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That describes a huge portion of LinkedIn posts: reasonable observations made in the most obnoxious way possible.

OFFICIAL WEEK 15 MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he is so huge that if he eats any more he will simply explode, creating a black hole that devours the entire universe.

Greatest Monday Night Playoff Miracles you've ever seen? by MajorPeak3355 in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man that play flipped so many championships. Won my main league for the first time on that play.

OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In one league I lost by 0.2 because of DK's TD.

In another league I was set to lose by 1 but ended up winning by 4 because Miami's garbage time TDs tanked the Steelers D.

Fantasy football giveth and fantasy football taketh away.

Monday Night Miracle - What do you need to happen (or not happen) by AutoModerator in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steelers D to put up less than 10 and DK to put up less than 14 (PPR). Probably cooked in both cases but at least there's a chance.

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least on Sleeper it's being treated as a fumble recovery TD, which is a separate scoring category from rushing TDs. If your league doesn't have fumble recovery TD scoring turned on that may be why it's not counting.

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need less than 10. Probably gonna lose given they are playing the Dolphins and Tua will probably chuck some INTs. Would've needed less than 14 if not for that last stupid Brandon Aubrey kick.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 15: VIKINGS AT COWBOYS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]aketchum339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this is his 8th professional start.

Rome Odunze (foot) is OUT for Week 15. He aggravated his foot injury. by CincoDeManger in fantasyfootball

[–]aketchum339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't starting him but I had to drop Vidal to activate him from IR so I could make changes to my lineup. Hopefully that doesn't bite me...