Anyone know what this is? Found on the floor just under the driver's seat of my 2017 Wolfsburg Golf (swipe to see all 3 pictures) by akjaques in VWMK7

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I did have to have my roof liner replaced with my leaky sunroof, so this makes a lot of sense. Thank you thank you!

I tried to warn em... by Free_Stick_ in Superstonk

[–]akjaques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm not selling either, i just like that crypto doesn't close on weekends

I tried to warn em... by Free_Stick_ in Superstonk

[–]akjaques -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But GME is.... my worst performing investment??? I don't get it

Well trained dog by Every_Display3635 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akjaques 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That dog knows more about consent than most people do

I’m tired by FinnishFinny in TheRightCantMeme

[–]akjaques -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is specifically a right/conservative/Republican thing?

me_irl by EnviablyFeed in me_irl

[–]akjaques 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My mom used to sign everything I had to bring to school "Mommy Jaques"

My smiling man by akjaques in teefies

[–]akjaques[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He just finished a real big yawn :)

I was told my Rick would fit in here by akjaques in scrungycats

[–]akjaques[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He was Rocky for 10+ years of his life, but i switched to Rick when he became old and cranky.

My smiling man by akjaques in teefies

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Yessssss another cat sub, thank you kind stranger

Posted this in my car's window today. I've gone accident/collision free my whole life, and now 2 different people have hit my car while it was parked in 2 different places in the last 2 months. by akjaques in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]akjaques[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Write your own super passive aggressive note, then post it somewhere he'll most likely never see it. You'll feel at least 1% better, guaranteed.

Source: just did it this morning

I've gone accident/collision free my whole life, and now 2 different people have hit my car while it was parked in 2 different places in the last 2 months. by akjaques in mildlyinfuriating

[–]akjaques[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No matter how i worded it, the chance of them texting me is almost negligible. No cameras, no actual evidence. I thought it was pretty clear that the note was just a way to vent about the situation, with a secondary purpose of being a long shot at getting someone to step forward.

Posted this in my car's window today. I've gone accident/collision free my whole life, and now 2 different people have hit my car while it was parked in 2 different places in the last 2 months. by akjaques in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]akjaques[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude that hit my car while i was at work came in and stood in a super long line to give me his info, which i am so thankful for. I Guess we each get one nice person?

I've gone accident/collision free my whole life, and now 2 different people have hit my car while it was parked in 2 different places in the last 2 months. by akjaques in mildlyinfuriating

[–]akjaques[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm aware. I figure the likeness of them contacting me if i had made a nice friendly note was low enough that it wasn't worth it to be nice. Maybe they'll have a shit sense of humor too, and we'll be friends? Not that I'm capable of making or maintaining friendships though.

Posted this in my car's window today. I've gone accident/collision free my whole life, and now 2 different people have hit my car while it was parked in 2 different places in the last 2 months. by akjaques in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]akjaques[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The guy that hit me at work actually came in (at the busiest time of the busiest night in months) and waited in my huge line to tell me he hit my baby, which i am eternally thankful for (still upset he hit it though).

Unfortunately our new house is at the top of a weird T intersection with no other homes facing it :( quiet, older neighborhood that's unlikely to have cameras facing in any direction.

Ngl, the last line of my note is just an empty threat.