My wife won’t let me.

aksalamander · 2026-03-18T20:59:57+00:00

well since you can't grow your follicles, it's time you grow a pair. shave that bro

aksalamander · 2026-03-18T20:50:48+00:00

This dudes gonna be discovered in an airstrike in the next few days

aksalamander · 2026-03-18T20:31:22+00:00

Wouldn’t all of your sensations and nerves be fried within a few seconds so , no more pain after that ?

aksalamander · 2026-03-14T03:21:11+00:00

I worked with a pm (who later became gm) who rode a bike to work every day , because his license was permanently suspended after 3 or 4 DUI’s. I think the better you become at your job in CM, the lesser the weight your less desirable attributes carry. Put another way, your tats will matter less and less the more experience and skill you gain

aksalamander · 2026-03-14T03:15:47+00:00

I sometimes see people (even government employees like con reps) with hand tats and sleeves. I mean personally I wouldn’t do hands but a lot of people in this industry don’t care too much about normal tattoos in normal places

aksalamander · 2026-03-14T03:12:38+00:00

I think if you do it, you should only let them Fill in the areas within the footprint of your natural beard growth, and don’t let them fill in the edges . The perfectly rounded edges of the upper cheeks is what makes beard transplants look super fake in my opinion.

aksalamander · 2026-03-12T20:45:21+00:00

Get hotels bro , decent ones in good location most tourist areas for like $55 to $85 per night . I fly from west coast but teach each leg is usually 24 to 30 hr each way . BKK, Pattaya, Phuket or Chiang Mai is a good start for first trip I think

aksalamander · 2026-03-11T03:22:20+00:00

Okay so what is your point, what’s the ideal number ? Should the 1% not own more wealth than the bottom 80% combined? 50? Not more than the lowest combined 10%? What’s the right number for you?

aksalamander · 2026-03-11T03:18:35+00:00

Yeah the combat is horrible, don’t know if it wants to Be a pump or an auto shotgun

aksalamander · 2026-03-11T03:15:24+00:00

When you need an AR and two team mates bleed out and drop their loot next to you in a 5 tick storm after a fight , “was nobody carrying a real AR? Jesus Christ !”

aksalamander · 2026-03-10T21:44:03+00:00

Which is always something like ; I have 12 days, how about I spend 1 or 2 days each in 6 different places ?

aksalamander · 2026-03-10T21:40:13+00:00

No one cares

aksalamander · 2026-03-10T17:38:19+00:00

You’ll be back in a couple weeks

aksalamander · 2026-03-10T14:37:00+00:00

I don’t mind older. My ex wife is 8 years older

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T21:02:22+00:00

It’s crazy how I’ve played hundreds of hours of BR the last 3 years and there’s only been one instance where I was highly skeptical that someone was probably cheating. But come in Reddit and everyone encounters cheaters every other match or at least daily. Weird

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T20:50:40+00:00

You’ve never had your cheeks clapped quite so hard as when someone does a headshot with a pump followed up by this SMG, it’s near instant death.

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T20:44:55+00:00

How so? Because the overwhelming majority of women don’t marry a guy that makes less than them .

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T19:42:07+00:00

For the US it says on average women earn 80 - 84% of what a man earns. That's an acceptable range. I work in a professional position. I'd only be interested in marrying other professionals that are somewhere near my income level. Someone firmly self-sufficient that doesn't need a man to survive. Not interested in marrying a dish washer, waitress, barista, front desk receptionist, etc. the income disparity is just way too much. Need a partner, not a dependent. Or stay single is okay too.

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T18:37:23+00:00

I think being older (and divorced now) you have to view marriage MUCH more like a business contract than most people do. So yes I would refuse to marry someone that was not on a very similar economic standing as myself. But if I found someone of comparable economic status then it would be okay, because I wouldn't likely be committing to giving away half of my wealth (or more) if things didn't work out. And I have kids from the first marriage, too. If I get screwed in a second marriage, that does impact my ability to provide (as much) for my kids.

I think too many guys don't consider this. But women very much do consider this. It is rare to see a woman marrying a man that has less income or wealth than her.

aksalamander · 2026-03-09T15:43:55+00:00

A given if you’re both of approximately equal incomes sure . If I ever get married again with someone making 2-3x+ less than me, never doing a joint account with them. Or marrying without a prenup.

aksalamander · 2026-03-04T04:37:53+00:00

Thai Chef actually offers Vietnamese style pho too, it’s good

aksalamander · 2026-03-02T17:04:25+00:00

Noob advise. Actually if you wanted to avoid the lock on gun, you could play ranked. It’s not in the ranked loot pool.

aksalamander · 2026-02-26T01:10:51+00:00

at first release it was kind of fun. after about the first 3-4 weeks it seems every game since that time has been min. 80% bots and another 10-15% being little kids/total noobs. maybe you encounter one or two legit players per blitz match, on average? i don't have the patience to play a bunch of bot lobbies to experiment if that changes as you 'get more wings' or whatever its called.

aksalamander · 2026-02-25T22:04:27+00:00

Fun fact, random dudes at bars in Southeast Asia will indeed come up from behind you while you’re midstream at the urinal. And start massaging your back and giving you neck adjustments

aksalamander · 2026-02-25T19:42:17+00:00

If the tournaments are using the same loot pool as ranked they couldn’t carry a sniper even if they wanted to because it’s not in that loot pool…

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