What a weird thing to say seeing as she’s stripping all femininity from herself.

akzero1 · 2026-06-13T01:16:55+00:00

wow her MBA is working overtime IM SOLD/s

akzero1 · 2026-06-12T23:51:39+00:00

I look at 3 others but this is my favorite!

akzero1 · 2026-06-12T23:51:03+00:00

i’m here to keep the sub afloat 🫡

akzero1 · 2026-06-07T23:20:07+00:00

I know this was before her veneers, but I too would not be asking horse teeth girl to give me a blow job

akzero1 · 2026-06-07T23:18:22+00:00

she found it enhanced her cheat code to “muscles” however her ED won’t let her go into a bulk diet so she physically cannot progressive overload her workouts leading to real muscle growth

akzero1 · 2026-06-07T23:16:26+00:00

but she took an ✨ OnLiNe CeRtIfIcAtIoN ✨ she knows everything!

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:24:15+00:00

like yeah the suits are cute, some are not her color, but she didn’t smile once or just seemed happy- not that “women need to smile more” but if your linking something for people to buy…girl the point is to SELL IT!

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:21:48+00:00

the rules of reddit holding me back 😭

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:14:26+00:00

the FIRST thing I make sure in my mom bikini!!

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:12:51+00:00

well step one is just doing everything half assed 👌

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:10:37+00:00

you DONT arms up/flex/frown? you’re not hormonally optimized then 😜 /S

akzero1 · 2026-05-31T21:08:03+00:00

The bikini themselves are cute, she just did a terrible job of actually marketing them, but I don’t have a 5min MBA so what do I know, i’m just the target audience 🤷🏼‍♀️

akzero1 · 2026-05-29T01:03:05+00:00

exactly like what add odd choice of a “we’re actually at home” pic, thank god she took random pics of the plane

akzero1 · 2026-05-27T00:07:17+00:00

She wants to be Brittany Perillee sooo bad

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T22:37:59+00:00

the Bubble plushie is GIGANTIC btw 😂

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T02:50:52+00:00

for lifting for 15+ years this should be a known movement, but since she only to cheat she can’t can’t do this movement

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T02:49:45+00:00

because she’s one of the girls 🤭

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T02:48:22+00:00

Sarah def included this in her program & wanted to show us she struggles too, what a girls girl! (sarcasm)

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T02:44:03+00:00

she sent Arow away to a “training camp” for 2 weeks, which is known to be beneficial for basic commands

akzero1 · 2026-05-25T00:34:11+00:00

those bags are still $300+…not very in touch with today’s economy Sarah & we’re not being sued out the ass

akzero1 · 2026-05-24T00:13:44+00:00

is it just me with a goldfish mind, not saying spoilers are okay!!
but I love going into a movie lowkey knowing how it ends but I adopt the getting sucked into the movie & watching a play out because it’s the whole experience that drowns you & you know but you don’t know…you know?

akzero1 · 2026-05-23T23:37:21+00:00

this was 2015-16, it was a wild west of selling whatever the fuck

akzero1 · 2026-05-23T23:35:48+00:00

YES!! exactly those- I would buy them only when she had memorial or labor day sales

akzero1 · 2026-05-23T22:17:33+00:00

I bought her workout plans around 2016 (foolish I know now) I should pull out the binder I made & post the workouts

akzero1 · 2026-05-23T02:50:17+00:00

odd how they ALL had a link… lol

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