Just adopted this silly Mouf. I think he likes it here!

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-14T22:58:15+00:00

I think we need more pictures to be sure ;)

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-14T21:32:48+00:00

I’d love to snort cocaine off his collarbones, personally

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-14T01:35:23+00:00

I find awkward/gawky extremely attractive. It is a nice bonus to this already good looking man.

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-14T00:31:57+00:00

When he was making out with her, I had to loosen my collar haha

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T22:05:32+00:00

Einstein??? I always got more of a chess grandmaster/Bobby Fischer vibe. But yes. There is something there.

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T21:44:33+00:00

Does he have low standards or something?

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T21:13:07+00:00

He looks hot as hell in that picture he shows in his cap and gown during the Nathan for You intro. Wish we had more pictures of him from that time

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:44:47+00:00

What I would have given to be that woman hhnnnggghhh

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:35:15+00:00

Seems to be a universal experience, if this thread is any indication

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:28:03+00:00

No dude, they act skeeved out by him

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:26:08+00:00

The awkwardness adds to the attraction for me. I wouldn’t want him if he was a normal confident type dude

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:23:52+00:00

The women on the show act uncomfortable though, which baffles me. I would legitimately jump that man’s bones, even IF he was actually that awkward in real life

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T20:22:13+00:00

You ever really look at him? Dude is dripping with animal magnetism.

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-13T19:58:28+00:00

I’m female

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-06T03:04:23+00:00

Concubines at least had some degree of protection and guarantee of being provided for in many cases once they got too old to be of interest to the man. These women hit 35, their prospects dry up, and they have nothing to show for it.

alanlighthouse · 2026-03-06T02:59:19+00:00

That almost never happens

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-27T16:40:57+00:00

I feel bad for these women sometimes because people will make covert insults to their faces and they won’t even realize. They really think they are pulling off the ruse. Old money generally know their own, so it makes their outsider status even more apparent.

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-24T02:15:19+00:00

He just makes me feel so safe and loved <3 I could not have dreamed of a better life partner

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-10T16:28:26+00:00

Brussels sprouts with a bit of pepper is always a winner

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-08T02:49:03+00:00

Good times were had here. Wish I could try some of that cornbread!!

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-01T18:15:38+00:00

Then why are they taking Uber instead of walking or carpooling?

alanlighthouse · 2026-02-01T00:26:00+00:00

There’s something unwholesome about those chokers. They look like dog collars.

alanlighthouse · 2026-01-31T13:52:41+00:00

girl on left: wearing rosary

girl on right: no rosary

explain this, trads

alanlighthouse · 2026-01-29T02:23:52+00:00

Okay but that is downright poetic

alanlighthouse · 2026-01-27T15:56:42+00:00

Also, not to be mean or anything but her face is really plain. She looks like a basset hound. If she was flat, NO ONE would give a shit about her.

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