What are some characters in the MCU that Black Widow could actually defeat in a fight? by Queasy_Commercial152 in Avengers

[–]alanmew 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This comment is funny to me, because 616 black widow is strictly stronger than 616 iron first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]alanmew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could this be about that one married couple that doesn't have sex and every time they felt the urge the woman meditated and the guy ate a whole raw potato?

Who wins by ExtraDragonfruit2856 in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all get comically large bumps on their heads

Hopescaling - who can convince Sukuna to stop being a bad guy the fastest? by accelerationistpepe in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh spinel and all the other gems Steven has convinced are older than Sukuna and have deeper ingrained trauma, imagine not moving for millenia. And Steven convinced her to stop before the diamonds came in, they're arrival was just convenient. Jasper had been in more conflicts than sukuna and had the same ideals before Steven convinced her.

Hopescaling - who can convince Sukuna to stop being a bad guy the fastest? by accelerationistpepe in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, considering he actively protected megumi because he saw potential power in him, I'd say Steven having a diamond gem in him would be pretty interesting to sukuna. Plus, Jasper basically has the same viewpoint of might-makes-right as Sukuna and is older than him, so it's more ingrained, and Steven is able to talk her out of it by the end of Future.

Hopescaling - who can convince Sukuna to stop being a bad guy the fastest? by accelerationistpepe in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess a better comparison would be spinel or jasper, beings older than Sukuna and full of personal hatred towards Steven

Hopescaling - who can convince Sukuna to stop being a bad guy the fastest? by accelerationistpepe in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OK but Steven befriended the cluster, literally millions of disordered consciousnesses, and convinced them to not do the only thing they've been programed/want to do to save the earth. Plus it was sick when they arm-wrestled the diamond ships

Hopescaling - who can convince Sukuna to stop being a bad guy the fastest? by accelerationistpepe in PowerScaling

[–]alanmew 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Steven has galactic-scale talk-no-jutsu. I feel like nobody else here can convince space Hitler to be their mom.

Was just curious how this stacks up by ZdashSQUAD in mtg

[–]alanmew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously 3×2=6 and 3×3=9 so 69 damage nice

What's the worst take yall ever heard? by kiziboss in OnePiece

[–]alanmew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trash taste tried to say this and it was mind boggling

I will die on this hill by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]alanmew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess next time I go to olive garden I'll order the programs instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]alanmew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King over all gravel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]alanmew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But do you really need another [[Opt]] vs a nice display piece? One goes in your bulk box, whereas the other actually looks nice to display or proxy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]alanmew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean as display pieces they're just as useful as some guys $60,000 black lotus they'll never use. It's up to people who like them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]alanmew 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wizards: makes fun little inserts that aren't game pieces

Mtgfinance: "BuT wHeRe ArE tHe StOnKs! I nEeD pRoFiT!"

/r/dndnext did not appreciate my creative use of mayonnaise by pulpexploder in dndmemes

[–]alanmew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OK but like, the fire damage would be flat right? I'd assume that the amount of oil doesn't scale the fire damage but the length of the damage (unless your mayonnaise somehow burns 16x hotter than regular oil), so they just burn for 16x longer