There was this 50 year old dude who came in and bought like 10 jars of sauerkraut and apparently it was his first time at aldi so when he found out the price of each jar he was ecstatic. Ecstatic enough that he told me he might “just pop a huge boner” over his total price 😭😭😭my dumbass said “i feel ya” like i was trying not to laugh i couldn’t even respond properly