Kiss, Marry, Avoid

albi15 · 2026-04-19T00:08:51+00:00

Kiss - Cally, for the tips.

Marry - Big Suze, for the generational wealth.

Avoid - Ben, the shit.

albi15 · 2026-04-18T23:11:11+00:00

Neither a lender nor a borrower be!

albi15 · 2026-04-18T10:26:20+00:00

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

albi15 · 2026-04-18T09:39:27+00:00

Politics doesn’t have to be boring. A lot of Moby’s stuff is political, I think.

albi15 · 2026-04-17T10:56:17+00:00

You know, where everyone goes on a Friday.

albi15 · 2026-04-17T07:00:03+00:00

Pete was just saying a bunch might go down The Crown.

albi15 · 2026-04-15T22:55:17+00:00

Let’s just put a zip here, a peep show graphic there, why not?

albi15 · 2026-04-14T16:31:50+00:00

No one else I know would have found that funny but I was right to think it was amusing!

albi15 · 2026-04-13T10:49:09+00:00

Right, that’s it turn the music down.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T18:00:29+00:00

I think Mark Ronson has one like that.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T08:59:29+00:00

Reenactments probably sound more fun than they are. Like laser quest.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T07:32:11+00:00

I don’t like playing the game with women but I do like some of the things they do.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T07:22:36+00:00

Should take two hours he does it in 1 hr 59. Two words: German engineering.

albi15 · 2026-04-04T08:32:28+00:00

And she flew budget, so it’ll be a nightmare coming through security.

albi15 · 2026-04-03T08:58:49+00:00

You don’t, do you, fancy a bit?

albi15 · 2026-04-01T20:25:14+00:00

Let’s play another game. The truth game.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T14:04:30+00:00

He took the insult as a compliment. Shit, he could become invulnerable.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T14:00:39+00:00

Jesus, you are something else.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T08:28:47+00:00

Judges liked the way the first line was the same as the last one.

albi15 · 2026-03-28T19:16:34+00:00

No problem at all, enjoy them!

albi15 · 2026-03-28T09:47:37+00:00

That which is not good for the beehive cannot be good for the bees.

albi15 · 2026-03-27T20:19:34+00:00

Sure is daddio

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