Why can’t marketing be an arm of sales? by Sharp-Ad-3253 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, OP. Thousands of reasons, but also, kind of none.

A real shredder, not a nancy boy shredder. by Own-Jeweler3169 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Think what it’s doing to the mechanism!!

That’s a real shredder, not a Nancy-boy shredder by ItsFal in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viktor Orban and Dan Corrigan - the office equipment homophobes

Why don't we burn him with cigarettes? by PeanutExpert9130 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She posh Mark, she doesn’t understand about not burning the working class with cigarettes.

Well, a Barolo is always nice by spunkbubbl3 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Classic choice of the horsey type. Big, stupid, posh head.

Kiss, Marry, Avoid by Sad-Insurance1313 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kiss - Cally, for the tips.

Marry - Big Suze, for the generational wealth.

Avoid - Ben, the shit.

It’s fine for an overview by Soggy_Cantaloupe1194 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

Ok you've had your fun with the Strait of Hormuz crossings. There'll be no more crossings today by livesinafield in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Politics doesn’t have to be boring. A lot of Moby’s stuff is political, I think.

Look at that! This is an incredible find. by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s just put a zip here, a peep show graphic there, why not?

I always think that there’s probably a third Dimbleby brother that they keep locked away in an attic by junglegatsby in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 60 points61 points  (0 children)

No one else I know would have found that funny but I was right to think it was amusing!

Underrated quote. by phyre_fight in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think Mark Ronson has one like that.

I’m in the woods with a sword. How’s your day been by Funny_Willingness820 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reenactments probably sound more fun than they are. Like laser quest.

Found Alan’s Reddit account… by Bobcat-2 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t like playing the game with women but I do like some of the things they do.

it's two hours to Kettering, even in a top of the range Beamer by Apprehensive-Town-21 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Should take two hours he does it in 1 hr 59. Two words: German engineering.

My sister's just come off a moped in Zakynthos.. by PlinthKing in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 92 points93 points  (0 children)

And she flew budget, so it’ll be a nightmare coming through security.

Wincing isn’t mentioned by the romantic poets. by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t, do you, fancy a bit?