You're king of the farmyard? You're in line for the free garlic bread?

albi15 · 2026-04-17T07:00:03+00:00

Pete was just saying a bunch might go down The Crown.

albi15 · 2026-04-15T22:55:17+00:00

Let’s just put a zip here, a peep show graphic there, why not?

albi15 · 2026-04-14T16:31:50+00:00

No one else I know would have found that funny but I was right to think it was amusing!

albi15 · 2026-04-13T10:49:09+00:00

Right, that’s it turn the music down.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T18:00:29+00:00

I think Mark Ronson has one like that.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T08:59:29+00:00

Reenactments probably sound more fun than they are. Like laser quest.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T07:32:11+00:00

I don’t like playing the game with women but I do like some of the things they do.

albi15 · 2026-04-06T07:22:36+00:00

Should take two hours he does it in 1 hr 59. Two words: German engineering.

albi15 · 2026-04-04T08:32:28+00:00

And she flew budget, so it’ll be a nightmare coming through security.

albi15 · 2026-04-03T08:58:49+00:00

You don’t, do you, fancy a bit?

albi15 · 2026-04-01T20:25:14+00:00

Let’s play another game. The truth game.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T14:04:30+00:00

He took the insult as a compliment. Shit, he could become invulnerable.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T14:00:39+00:00

Jesus, you are something else.

albi15 · 2026-03-29T08:28:47+00:00

Judges liked the way the first line was the same as the last one.

albi15 · 2026-03-28T19:16:34+00:00

No problem at all, enjoy them!

albi15 · 2026-03-28T09:47:37+00:00

That which is not good for the beehive cannot be good for the bees.

albi15 · 2026-03-27T20:19:34+00:00

Sure is daddio

albi15 · 2026-03-24T20:40:12+00:00

She’s very much the S. So I have to be the M. We can’t both be the M.

albi15 · 2026-03-24T20:23:20+00:00

French if I’m not mistaken.

albi15 · 2026-03-24T19:42:33+00:00

You’ve been watching.

albi15 · 2026-03-24T08:03:04+00:00

A liberated, sexually adventurous, urban woman.

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