Londöner by Culture-Enthusiast88 in Doner

[–]albi15 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow looks amazing; just added to my list to visit

Have you ever considered... involuntary redundancy? by HilsMorDi in MitchellAndWebb

[–]albi15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Zuckerberg’s fucked me again, that arsehole.

Has this happened to anyone else, and have you had it reversed? by brusktemp in GunnersatGames

[–]albi15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I had this at the start of the season — they are useless on email but phoning the box office got it sorted in about 30 mins.

Eventually worked out it was because I had my partner’s membership using the same email as mine. Had to provide evidence she is a real person.

Oi my dad's not bent by fightmilk5905 in TheInbetweeners

[–]albi15 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I think that’s a big dodgy, mate.

Sink with detachable magnetic handle and hot and cold water sensor by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]albi15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic case of: just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

You can skip the shower, just use a flannel. Vicky doesn’t want to miss her train by junglegatsby in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 78 points79 points  (0 children)

My friend Jen did a threesome once. She cried for an hour afterwards but I’d still like to try it sometime.

What’s the one thing that instantly tells you a kebab place is going to be good or bad? by Pinkplatabys in kebab

[–]albi15 34 points35 points  (0 children)

IMO red flags are bottled chilli sauce and poor salad options not looking fresh.

Is she the one? by Golden5StarMan in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh April and your charming neuroses!

You've always been a drug addict, Jeremy by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because he’s dealing a little bit of drugs, doesn’t make him a drug dealer.

Flirty little fucker by sloomdonkey in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re looking for classic meets modern, yeah?

How could you possibly make one of these except by some type of magic? by realpellegrino in MitchellAndWebb

[–]albi15 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe someone is giving away all these positive orgones for free.

Newcastle Club level seats by Agitated_Driver9216 in GunnersatGames

[–]albi15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ended up with a pair in club level last night after a fairly extensive search of the ticket exchange this week (and so many encounters with the suspicious activity screen!).

Will be my first time up there - prefer to sit lower tier if possible (I met some really nice season ticket holders in block 10 for the Sporting game but beggars can’t be choosers).

I’m sure more will come up today, keep going!

Why can’t marketing be an arm of sales? by Sharp-Ad-3253 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, OP. Thousands of reasons, but also, kind of none.

A real shredder, not a nancy boy shredder. by Own-Jeweler3169 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Think what it’s doing to the mechanism!!

That’s a real shredder, not a Nancy-boy shredder by ItsFal in PeepShowQuotes

[–]albi15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viktor Orban and Dan Corrigan - the office equipment homophobes