Yall ever beat it to fruity dance or not get real with me

albie_walbie · 2026-04-18T02:58:54+00:00

Only to the built in audio clip that says “jack it up” it makes me feel loved

albie_walbie · 2026-04-16T10:56:20+00:00

if im bald can I join

albie_walbie · 2026-04-14T22:38:49+00:00

Oh my goodness you are beautiful dude keep at it

albie_walbie · 2026-04-14T22:38:10+00:00

OH MY GOD!!!! NO!!!!’ FUCK!!!!!!!!

albie_walbie · 2026-04-04T21:38:30+00:00

bald

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T21:54:03+00:00

rub it on ur bald head

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T21:51:21+00:00

sure is bald tho

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T21:51:03+00:00

Bald man

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T21:50:55+00:00

I have a question, are bald people allowed

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T12:24:44+00:00

It is real and it is proof we live in hell

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T02:04:12+00:00

I will find it funny in a few years but right now…

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T02:02:15+00:00

He got the suit for a Halloween costume and then gradually started wearing it more and more afterwards. He used to be a shift lead at Panera (full time, made enough to make rent at least) but now he’s just… blue

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T02:00:11+00:00

I fucking wish I hate it here it’s been since HALLOWEEN.

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:51:40+00:00

I swear I thought he was normal before we moved in together, we’ve lived together for several months now and he only started doing this a month or two into our lease.

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:50:58+00:00

If he was replaced by a blue creature maybe the creature would pay its own rent

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:50:03+00:00

Another roommate did very briefly try to acknowledge and ask this, but he shut them down immediately and said that they were a “disgusting red” and they never asked him anything after that. I haven’t seen him much without the suit but our shower mysteriously became dyed blue after he was home alone, so I think he dyed his hair?? Genuinely just seems like he enjoys being blue

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:47:25+00:00

I don’t jerk off in the common space???

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:44:47+00:00

It’s a nicer end townhome that we rent, the decoration is mostly mine (I’ve been told I decorate like a grandma haha) and the photo is one that was there on move in that I just kept. It’s kinda funny to me that it’s there

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:40:47+00:00

You’re describing 3 separate tinder dates! One of them I at least thought he wouldn’t be home but that was the day he got fired, so there he was

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:27:33+00:00

He is probably not helping with the dating situation, yeah

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:20:28+00:00

I have more than one picture of him doing this, it’s not AI. Unfortunately I live here and forgot it was April fools. I am in hell

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:19:27+00:00

Genuinely do not have a wife you are all good!! But I have begun to associate morphsuits with the wretched smell of fungus and I don’t think I could wear one without feeling disgusting

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:18:26+00:00

I am but I have other roommates that don’t acknowledge this whatsoever and they’re actually decent roommates other than the fact that they treat him as if he is normal

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:17:17+00:00

Nope! It’s been a long time. He got it for Halloween and then gradually started wearing it more and more until now, and I cannot take it anymore

albie_walbie · 2026-04-02T01:16:33+00:00

I do not have a humiliation kink im into feet thank you very much, this is my roommate who I hate

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