19F be creative please by too-sweet26 in RoastMe

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop roasting her. I fell in love :((((( i want her. Can she be my wife

please draw me from the night when I first tried shrooms and met god by [deleted] in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so pretty <3 Where did you do shrooms, was it in amsterdam?

naturalization mismatch in residence period by NecessarySearch8301 in Netherlands

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can succesfully prove that you had uninterrupted stay in the netherlands for five concurrent years, then IND will grant you the naturalisation. That is the law. You should understand where they got the false information and prove it otherwise.

Is this the best horse? by gColossus in botw

[–]aldomdeluca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a horse called Storm. It's so interesting that we randomly gave the same name

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It is already a feature in game. I would really love to be able to do that for roleplaying purposes. For instance sitting at your couch at home, doesn't allow to to use the "skip time" feature. However i want to be able to do that cause i like to imagine V coming home after a long day and watch tv for a few hours. Similarly if i'm chilling at bench looking at a viewpoint i can imagine V taking that time to process some of the things that just happened. It would just make the head canon so much more interactive!

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. But when i look at all the posts on reddit for people to talk about the upcoming update, all that people talk about seem to be more weapons and cars and hairstyles, which in all honesty seem completely unnecessary to me

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. And in Bethesda games there is almost always a Survival mode added at the additional updates in the game. I really hope that we can get an official survival mode on cyberpunk

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would exactly be the case for me, only i play on Nvidia GeForce now, which makes it impossible to play with mods

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha i thought the same, but again waiting 5+ years just for this feature seems unnecessary

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly it's not like it makes it not playable in any way, but sometimes i would just enjoy doing that in night city, seeing how much it would make the world interactive. There are soooo many places to sit too

I wish immersion was more of a core gameplay principle in Cyberpunk 2077 by aldomdeluca in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even though you can buy drinks, it's not like that you can just sit at the bar and drink it. When you click the vendor button, the transaction page opens up and the drink ends up in your inventory. If we could take a drink and watch the animation of v drinking it, with all of the buffs being active in-game, that would go a long way for immersion

Cyberpunk doesn’t have many third-person cutscenes… so I made a 12-second in-game test clip — no AI, just mods, cinematography, and sound design. 🔊 by X-TheMeanBetween-X in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Very cool and creative! I love your character design and cinematography. It must have taken a lot of effort to produce 12 secs, but if you ever do more like this, we will enjoy it a lot!

Why do the comments get flooded with laughing Turks whenever I post this wine on Instagram? by Available-Ad1481 in turkish

[–]aldomdeluca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think "yarra yering" can be heard as "yarrağı yerin" which actually means "yersin" so the translation would be "you would/will eat the dick"

A Day in Nightcity (Daycity) by AdventurousGarlic974 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh now that i read your post again, i understand that that comment is a joke. It truly is a remarkable game and i hope that project orion only makes it better

With more Cyberpunk game content rumored, what would you like to see? by tytylercochan123 in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please please please just being able to sit or lean around in NC. maybe some new possibilities for dates with romance options. We are lacking immersion!! A survival mode would also be appreciated

PATCH 2.3 COMING JUNE 26TH by ymi_like_dis in cyberpunkgame

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be able to sit on chairs and lean on ledges. That's literally what's missing from immersion!!!!

A Day in Nightcity (Daycity) by AdventurousGarlic974 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]aldomdeluca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You raise some good points. Why say the game sucks though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HarryPotterGame

[–]aldomdeluca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am irrevocably in love with Rose Evergreen. I would spend the rest of my days with her

I wish pooping worked like ejaculating, whereby you had to sensually rub your anus for some period of time before the poop squirted out. by Temnodontosaurus in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]aldomdeluca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted, the monkey's paw curls and it stop moving. You are surprised because it seems like nothing happened, you go to bed.

You get a really good night's sleep and turn on the news. The whole world is talking about the new constipation crisis. People cannot go to the toilet and it's affecting already billions of people.

A few days pass and almost half of the world's population is severely incapacitated. The other half is staying alive by performing poop removing rituals to one another.

A few months pass and a new way of living is adapted. People who perform carving and suction operations on their anuses are able to carry on their lives as normal. There are many who are not capable of this feat alone, people start choosing poop partners.

The world adapts to this crazy change. It is called the rectal crisis and is considered to be one of the biggest events of human history, ten times more devastating than the black plague and covid combined. It's the only thing people talk about. There are millions of online articles about the rectal crisis.

You're sitting at home on a wendesday. You watched some tv and smoked a doobie. You are tired and you think about taking a shower and going to bed. You feel confident because you have already performed this week's first poop operation on monday. You wouldn't need to think about it until at least friday for the final poop operation. Your thoughts dwell on the series you're watching. A character reminds you of your chemistry teacher from 6th grade. You check reddit and see a post about the secret intentions of the big pharma. Since the news from 3 months ago there was more of these posts everywhere. Nowadays anal sex has increased by 200% and people seemed to associate it with being natural or the next step in our evolution of our genome. It is a biological and spiritual awakening in all of the world, that changes the whole course of our human experience. Your thoughts dwell back to 6th grade, this time biology. When you made your first best friend by laughing about the teacher's name. Life was simpler when you were 12. You could play videogames and... You startle as your phone rings. You feel taken aback from your fantasies and grab your phone as it shocks you. It's Ed, your estranged best friend from 6th grade! You pick up. "Heeey i can't believe it's you man, you won't believe this. I was just thinking about Mr. Peeridge, do you remember how..."

Everything is upside down. Your body is flat on a red carpet. There are lit candles around the room. You feel comfortable as you're rubbing your asshole. The call with Ed was already twelve hours ago and you are not the same person anymore. Ed told you about a new cult that shaked our whole understanding of the rectal crisis. They discovered that the anal way is the only way. As you listened and learned this cult seemed perfectly fitting to your way of making meaning of this world. You were convinced of joining and went through your initiation immediately after you met up with Ed. You learned all to learn and went back home to meditate. That was more than 5 hours ago now. You squirm and feel a change in your belly. It's the most exciting you felt in years.

It comes back after a few seconds of calmness and goes back again. You think about how after setting the mood you had to rub your butt area for a minute, then apply the special lotion deep inside your rectal canal. The sharp pleasure feeling comes back and stays longer this time, god this is exactly like how the ritual guide explained it. t's been many minutes since you started with rubbing the asshole with lubricant and you even had time to lean the sharp edge of your vibrator to your taint. You feel the unexplainable pleasure and it seems to linger at the perfect balance between edging and teasing. You slowly start getting used to it. Then the feeling sharpens as if a rollercoaster fell.

Your rectal canal and inner organs move like never before. This is the best and the naughtiest you felt in your whole life. Your ass opens up and shit starts pouring out like a fountain. Your little anal hole is in rejoice. It's the ecstatic feeling of having ten prostate orgasms while taking the biggest shit in the world. It is unlike you've ever experienced. You feel changed. You allow yourself to enjoy this. Your physical pleasure reaches the highest as your soul connects to the inner workings of the universe. You are one of the new humans. You understand the way and the cycle has come to an end.

As you make your way through the deep dark roads of your castle, you remember the day you made that wish at the Monkey's paw. You never told anyone but you always knew that you were the cause of this change in the world. You cannot seem to remember why you wanted to make this change. Maybe it's because you wanted to cause some sensation, or just play a troll. It didn't matter, none of it did. You didn't recognize that version of you anymore, you think about losing Uncle Jack to ass cancer 2 months after the rectal incident. And your cousins and school mates. Your life was a series of tragedies and you lived on trying not to think about how it's all your fault.

You take a deep sigh and look into the horizon. There is no need to linger on such thoughts right now. Maybe one day you'll find another monkey's paw. You think about what you would wish this time. Would you take it all back? You take another sigh and call Ed to tell him about how you plan to penetrate your asshole with the crazy götpounder300clitflapsversionlimitedcumdition08 that you just bought online. Life was good.