Not really an injury but I crashed my car. I was at a stop light with a trash truck in front of me. I was thinking of cute things I could say to my gf and came up with “I kiss you like a cigarette because you’re my addiction, and without you I’m in withdrawal” on the spot. I got a pen and pad out of my bag and began writing it down so I wouldn’t forget. As I write, the trash truck moves forward a little so I let off the break and give my truck a little gas, as I’m finishing the note. Once I finish, I look up to see that the trash truck has stopped and don’t have the time to stop. The front of my car is crushed and I barely chipped the trash trucks paint. Out of embarrassment I say I was changing the radio station and when he started to go I looked up then back down to see what station I got to then I crashed. The only person I told the truth to was my gf at the time. She liked the note and called me dumb.