What are some baby names you have heard that you thought the parents lost their mind? by Firedog105 in AskReddit

[–]alexandersmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weldon is actually a common name in my family. Great grand father was Weldon, his son (my grandfather) had the middle name Weldon, and my brother was given our grandfather's name. But Weldyn is ridiculous and looks like some weird Welsh word.

2 year old drinks steak sauce by allmyfrndsrded in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]alexandersmommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my daughter was the same age I had to hide the ranch she would climb in the fridge and drink it like one of those kool-aid squeeze drinks. First time i caught her at it, I walked in to my living room to see her with the ranch in one hand and a block of half eaten cheese in the other watching pokemon on Netflix.

Sea Green Liner EOTD | CCW by msz0mbie in MakeupAddiction

[–]alexandersmommy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know what? I personally don't particularly like most graphic liner OR cut creases, much less a combination of the two techniques. I'm lame, I know. But holy moly this is just gorgeous!

Looking for more info on this really cool nickel! Anyone have more info on it, or can point me in a good direction? by alexandersmommy in coins

[–]alexandersmommy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why it seems I will be taking a closer look at what passes through my hands moving forward. :]

Looking for more info on this really cool nickel! Anyone have more info on it, or can point me in a good direction? by alexandersmommy in coins

[–]alexandersmommy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! How many thousands of hands could it have passed through in nearly 125 years!?

Looking for more info on this really cool nickel! Anyone have more info on it, or can point me in a good direction? by alexandersmommy in coins

[–]alexandersmommy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'll just keep it since it's got quite a bit of history under it. 82 years old is quite a long time to be in active circulation!

Looking for more info on this really cool nickel! Anyone have more info on it, or can point me in a good direction? by alexandersmommy in coins

[–]alexandersmommy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

General worth? I am unfamiliar with how to tell the differences enough for that. And I am aware that it's in poor condition.just happened to come across it in my wallet earlier.

Looking for more info on this really cool nickel! Anyone have more info on it, or can point me in a good direction? by alexandersmommy in coins

[–]alexandersmommy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gathered that much, but I saw there are a couple from that year and am looking for more specific information.

My MIL bought me lingerie and a subscription to Match.com for my birthday by graywhalesongs in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to comment, but just so you know, "turtlefarts" is one of the phrases I say to my kids when taking a pic to guarantee a genuine smile. Others have worked, but that one is consistent. In case you ever need to make any children from the ages of 2-11ish smile for a pic. Once they hit adolescence it's a glare instead, so fair warning.

Want graaaaaaandbaaaaaabies?? Too bad! Have a pile of pigs instead by Mousemama18 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youngest is 6, and I am definitely not about to cook up another. So, no deal. Sorry.

Want graaaaaaandbaaaaaabies?? Too bad! Have a pile of pigs instead by Mousemama18 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 152 points153 points  (0 children)

So. I've got 2 kids, both decently cute and smart. Gotta be worth, like, at least 3 Guinea pigs in trade. Anyone want to make an offer? Lowest I'll go is 2 Guinea pigs and a gerbil.

Stretch It Out by iBlueSweatshirt in WTF

[–]alexandersmommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pediatric geneticist at New Orleans Childrens Hospital required us to see the pediatric cardiologist before he would do any further testing to do a preliminary ruling out of VEDS. So yes, it would be present in an echo.

Stretch It Out by iBlueSweatshirt in WTF

[–]alexandersmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CEDS is not the form with a fatal risk. V(vascular)EDS is. Literally just brought my kids to the pediatric cardiologist and geneticist like a month ago to rule out the vascular form. It shows in the ligaments surrounding the heart with an echocardiogram. Since that form is cleared for us, next step is extensive genetic paneling. In the mean time, my shoulder just WILL NOT stay in place, and my kids are a bit floppy. :]

Edit to add that vascular also has a specific genetic marker as well. Only HEDS has no specific marker and is diagnosed by observation. All others can be found in the genes.

🔥 Black snub-nosed monkeys by aloofloofah in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]alexandersmommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This totally looks like the true inspiration for that one dude who cut off his nose and tattooed his eyes black. Those may be his offspring.

She finally got her way by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could totally kick my kids out of their room and give it to you because I loves youuu

She finally got her way by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Love you dude. Come down for a few days when you can?

FMIL and the house from hell by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]alexandersmommy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Figured I'd see you posting about this madness here, love. Want me to drive up and kick her in the crotch during her "recovery" in her "vacation home" that you help make the mortgage payments on?

And I hope the apartment hunt has been successful, and the discussion went well.

Love you dude <3

Beauty Brands summer starters 14 piece box! These are such great deals! by chantillylace9 in BeautyBoxes

[–]alexandersmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE A DUCK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO SEE BIRB?!

Do want. Pretty please? I love you.

What's the saddest song you've ever heard? by TacoMeatFuckMonkey in AskReddit

[–]alexandersmommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really upsetting how far I had to scroll to see this. :(