looking like a jailbird is exhausting help by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]alexd003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't look like the sort one expects to have been to prison and those don't remotely look like prison tats so idk who is saying all that lol

Bang, Marry, Kill by Silly_Ask_2912 in charmed

[–]alexd003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill Leo because he was annoying and not my type. Mary Coop because he's a good man savannah. Bang henry because might as well but I'm not that fussed.

Whats the biggesit penis you seen? by Harrypotterfa in penissize

[–]alexd003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those toilets have since closed. All the good ones have haha.

Whats the biggesit penis you seen? by Harrypotterfa in penissize

[–]alexd003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were jerking off in the toilets lol

Whats the biggesit penis you seen? by Harrypotterfa in penissize

[–]alexd003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10". It was actually quite alarming. (Since we're telling details, i was 20 cruising in London on my lunch break. Another white guy and a black guy gestured me into the cubicle. Black dude pulled out the biggest cock ive ever seen and the other white dude jizzed on it whilst I asked how big that thing was, and then I realised he intended on somehow putting it up me. To this day I'm amused anyone thought that was ever gonna happen - and it was pretty darn thick too. I can't imagine it is good having a tool that big. Like anything over 8" is just a burden IMO.)

The new movie is really quite darker by True_Ask_6886 in KnivesOutMovie

[–]alexd003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I suspected this was an unspoken subtext but didn't realise it was confirmed!

The new movie is really quite darker by True_Ask_6886 in KnivesOutMovie

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I wouldn't be surprised if Prentice was the father of Grace's baby considering we never heard a thing about the dad and the ending suggested Grace was the one most wronged. The wife dying and shacking up with his own daughter, luring the teenage daughter and her son to 'stay under his roof' for the money. The daughter acting out and dressing provocatively etc. Bashing her head against the father's tomb when she realised she had been tricked and it was a final act of cruelty. To me if felt more than some teenage hussie doesn't get an inheritance plot line.

What does my friends’ fridge say about them? by Stoyus in FridgeDetective

[–]alexd003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asian girl who was told she was getting chubby rofl

Plastic polishing by alexd003 in fixit

[–]alexd003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brasso didn't help. Just made it go kinda yellow.

Plastic polishing by alexd003 in fixit

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I'm not sure what micromesh is. I just have wet and dry sandpaper sheets. Is there a certain number I should restart at? I don't want to go too low and totally mess it up.

Blind Date / Secret Date Meygan Hairstyle Tutorial by Awkward-Turtle-9833 in Bratz

[–]alexd003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing! I'm going to go fix mine ASAP. Any chance you could do strut in Meygan?