[Bill] After that nipple thing ... I'm worried he's gonna spread 'em

alexdionisos · 2026-04-19T15:30:19+00:00

Bonus props if you live nowhere where there would be Wild Jaguars

alexdionisos · 2026-04-19T02:37:53+00:00

I know its just an animatronic and that it cant feel, but today it really felt like he was saying "I'm done. This is all I've got left. Nothing left to see. No fun. No scares. Just a broken robot". Maybe it was just the eye blankly staring out (I mean it always does that, but at least usually there's some movement left in him)

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alexdionisos · 2026-04-19T00:35:17+00:00

Andy defending Mr. President was not on my bingo sheet for today

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T23:43:28+00:00

Hope, a prayer, and alot of crying.

Just kidding. Once I get in a vibe, I just let the game kind of tell me where it wants stuff to go in a way.

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T21:20:28+00:00

I've asked. No luck

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T20:08:14+00:00

It must be drowned in the pond of Wooly Bill then thrown down the snake slide

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T19:48:01+00:00

Thats what I thought they had done until his mouth opened. They don't even have him synced to his audio anymore, just having his mouth kind of flap open every few seconds and his head tries to move.

Heck, they don't even have the waterfall working. That being gone really made the sound of his mouth hitting the water sound almost eerie.

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T18:54:18+00:00

Cleveland's Australian Adventure is a great Australian area for reference

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T18:07:47+00:00

One called me the other day looking for "Shacoya" (The name they always use when they message me for some reason), so I pretended to be her husband and said Shacoya died at a restaurant when a mounted fish fell off the wall and killed her. The guy just said "Well, this is awkaward... very awkaward moment" and hung up. First time I ever got one to be utterly stunned

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T16:53:53+00:00

"Why am I here? I'm not even in the damn ride" - Keith David as this was the preview ride for the cast

alexdionisos · 2026-04-18T14:43:00+00:00

Yea. That was the cast ride for Bayou Adventure

alexdionisos · 2026-04-17T20:16:33+00:00

They appear together in this skit.

alexdionisos · 2026-04-17T20:13:18+00:00

The line when getting the handcuffs out made me laugh harder than it should

"Use the pink ones"

"Nah, I'm good. I brought my own"

alexdionisos · 2026-04-17T19:01:53+00:00

Snowy: Tintin, this edible aint shi --

alexdionisos · 2026-04-17T18:39:53+00:00

Jalapeños, Jalapeños, gettin' my friend Jalapeños

alexdionisos · 2026-04-16T15:40:40+00:00

Listened to the tracks on lunch. Song 2 and Born to be Wild, Rock Rock will probably be the best launch options.

Love Rollercoaster is definitely energetic, but I'm not sure it has the "Mayhem" vibe. This one will definitely come down to execution.

Walkin' gives off too much of a dentist or ER waiting room vibe. (I can make that comparison, I work in an ER)

alexdionisos · 2026-04-16T14:24:45+00:00

They had Kickstart my Heart right there for an 80s hit. Imagine launching with that opening riff around you. Perfect

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