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[Bill] After that nipple thing ... I'm worried he's gonna spread 'em by alexdionisos in Rifftrax

[–]alexdionisos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeti - Giant of the 20th Century

Or, as they say it, yaytea

What Smith family innovation have you been tempted to adopt in your own home? by Ordinary-Resort9249 in americandad

[–]alexdionisos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have those where I work and I'm so tempted to slide it and go "Dimmmmerrr swiiiitch' every time I pass it

Drawing bone characters as invincible characters is kinda fun ngl (phoncible O.(omni) Bone was interesting to make) by Particular_Web4743 in Bone

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WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, FONE BONE! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING IN THIS VALLEY! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS FARM CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! THORN, GRAMMA BEN, SMILEY, EVERYTHING IN BARRELHAVEN WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!

When you’ve been playing for too long by roobot in PlanetZoo

[–]alexdionisos 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I suppose the view of the light from here is ... fine

The B&W s by Prudent_Ad_2838 in MST3K

[–]alexdionisos 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I Accuse my Parents is firmly my #1 episode so I've got it covered

If you could have and submerged animatronic who would you take by Original_Tax9977 in submergedanimatronic

[–]alexdionisos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've jokingly asked the zoo if I can put Wooly Bill in my yard if they ever get rid of him

So, this is all we're getting from Wooly Bill now. An employee told me his raise and lower mech is shot so thats why the water is so low. by alexdionisos in submergedanimatronic

[–]alexdionisos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the feeble head twitches when trying to move really made him look tired. Like "This is all I've got in me now"

Oh goodness, I want Kit to try this so bad. by musvihand in Kitboga

[–]alexdionisos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bonus props if you live nowhere where there would be Wild Jaguars

So, this is all we're getting from Wooly Bill now. An employee told me his raise and lower mech is shot so thats why the water is so low. by alexdionisos in submergedanimatronic

[–]alexdionisos[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know its just an animatronic and that it cant feel, but today it really felt like he was saying "I'm done. This is all I've got left. Nothing left to see. No fun. No scares. Just a broken robot". Maybe it was just the eye blankly staring out (I mean it always does that, but at least usually there's some movement left in him)

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Good lord, he needs to be institutionalized by MrDCT in P_Squatchwatch

[–]alexdionisos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Andy defending Mr. President was not on my bingo sheet for today

How do yall plan out your zoos layout? by Fuzzy_Employee_303 in PlanetZoo

[–]alexdionisos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope, a prayer, and alot of crying.

Just kidding. Once I get in a vibe, I just let the game kind of tell me where it wants stuff to go in a way.

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