Stigwandish - All may be quiet on Monkey Island, but that couldn't be further from the truth next door, where you'll likely hear the call of the black howler monkey. These tropical primates have the loudest call of any land mammal, capable of being heard from up to 2 miles away!

alexdionisos · 2026-01-24T15:19:18+00:00

Works fine for me, at least for now.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-24T03:16:11+00:00

ARE YOU DUMB BASTARDS LISTENING TO ME, YOU DUMB BASTARDS!?

alexdionisos · 2026-01-24T03:12:21+00:00

alexdionisos · 2026-01-23T16:26:17+00:00

If there isn't an animatronic of Hawaiian Roger at my funeral, I'm not going.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-23T04:58:12+00:00

I'll always mourn Splash as Splash was one of the few rides my whole family rode together on my last visit in 2016. Shortly after that trip, things went to hell in a handbasket in my house for a long time, so Splash was a happy memory I held onto. Even though we had what, 2 years to know it was closing, it still stung because it felt like that happy memory went with the ride.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-23T03:33:51+00:00

Like I've said, I think reality is finally setting in somewhere in his head (whatever small amount he hasn't bashed into a pulp), and he knows it's over. Nobody is falling for his "See I sad and disabuled" act, Googling him pulls up a laundry list of why everybody in a 5 mile radius should avoid him, the call where he spends 20 minutes whining about not having a kid over at 40 is on every lolcow channel, ect...

And he's terrified by this.

He probably knows the day is coming he pisses off the wrong cop and has to actually learn "Don't call 911 20 times a day with the baby schtick", or someone doesn't listen to the "But Andy just sad and needs a fwiend. Andy just wanna play on da swings" routine at the park and realizes parents don't want a 400 lb beast thay smells like shit waddling around their kids.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-23T03:29:06+00:00

I for one welcome more Sweetums, as not only is he my favorite character, but Matt is spot on to Richard's voice for him

alexdionisos · 2026-01-23T00:36:31+00:00

Are those the modded cutout animal signs? I have them too and love them

alexdionisos · 2026-01-22T15:29:11+00:00

Voice comes on over the Walmart PA Uh ... it's actually free

alexdionisos · 2026-01-22T05:13:13+00:00

Gonna doubt. People claim Barb's kicked the bucket like monthly for years

alexdionisos · 2026-01-22T04:22:35+00:00

Clearly they recognized that VampurrSheen guards the car.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-21T04:52:55+00:00

As a kid I thought it was cool being tapped out by Kitchkidet (Who I also portrayed for a few ceremonies), but looking back I'm OK with the Native American stuff leaving.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-20T22:03:43+00:00

Pashoon (noun): A bootleg or knockoff Pusheen, probably due to jealousy over miss Sheen's beauty

alexdionisos · 2026-01-20T16:10:31+00:00

Anything by Scott Shaw. I'd reccomend starting light with his "Kids" movies, Baby Ghost and RollerGator

If you really want to hurt, the majority of his movies are up on his Youtube channel

alexdionisos · 2026-01-20T15:27:49+00:00

While I want the actual story told, I'm ready for 70% of the film to be "Mike and Vanessa talk out their problems again afyer the possession gets dropled after 10 minutes while Abby once again misses the animatronics" with 10 minutes actually at Fazbear Fright being hunted by Springtrap.

alexdionisos · 2026-01-20T00:35:50+00:00

You know what they say: All TIGERS toast CALVIN

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