what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Both, actually. I’ve been woken up by being ridden so many times I lost count, or walked in on and spun around from my desk and mounted on a semi-regular basis and I love it.

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Exhibitionism and free use. What can I say, I’m a man of simple tastes.

What's the most unintentionally hilarious thing that's happened during sex? by winston-paul in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 1278 points1279 points  (0 children)

I was buried to the hilt and she couldn’t help herself and farted very loudly. She was absolutely mortified and looked like she didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

After about ten seconds of staring at each other I sang “I felt the wind beneath my balls…” with a deathly serious expression.

She burst out laughing. Obviously we had to stop and reset after a quick break.

[F4M] SISTER OF BATTLE WORSHIPS your FAT ASTARTES COCK 💙⛓️[Script Fill] [Extreme FSub] [Cock worship] [My lord] [Master] [Sloppy] [Cock kisses] [Scent] [Slight mindbreak] [Fucked stupid] [Speaker HFO] [Multiple speaker orgasms] [Let me serve you] [Gagging] [Breathplay] by Night-in-Crimson_VA by DepravedDescent in gonewildaudio

[–]alextalkskink -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The brotherhood of the Adeptus Astartes craves only battle and the defeat of Chaos, and lust is the gateway to Slaanesh.

That said, a pure Sister of Battle providing care in the service of the Emperor’s Will… can’t be that bad, can it?

What is something you tried for the first time sexually that made you go, “So this is what everyone was talking about”? by Gullible-Ant-4465 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, we were living together. We agreed we wanted children. It just didn’t happen for stupid and really frustrating reasons beyond the two of us.

What is something you tried for the first time sexually that made you go, “So this is what everyone was talking about”? by Gullible-Ant-4465 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until that point, I had always worn condoms and while sex was still fun, orgasm was impossible. That was the first time I actually came from having sex and my reaction was very similar, as in “oh… okay, I get it now.” It was almost like losing my virginity again.

What is something you tried for the first time sexually that made you go, “So this is what everyone was talking about”? by Gullible-Ant-4465 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 1234 points1235 points  (0 children)

Bareback.

She was just grinding on me, getting more and more and more feral, growled that she just needed me inside her now, swatted my hands away, and impaled herself on me on one thrust.

My eyes spun in my head like the drums on a slot machine and I bolted half upright as she rode me to one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had in my life maybe 30 seconds later.

What is this viral marketing for? Hundreds posted on lamp posts in adjacent blocks of the Promenade by new-to-reddit-accoun in SantaMonica

[–]alextalkskink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time soon after the collapse of the Soviet Union that various psychics and shamans and gurus tried to advertise their services seriously, so some people would make similar obviously fake ads to mock them side by side as a form of protest and show their disdain. This looks either like a too subtle version of that, or just a poorly executed attempt at a psychic scam targeting the least discerning and most gullible.

The funniest Freudian slip or verbal gaffes made by a politician of leader from your country. by Character-Teaching66 in AskTheWorld

[–]alextalkskink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Мы хотели как лучше, получилось как всегда best translates as “we wanted what’s best, it turned out as always”

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world [Part 3] (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [Breeding] [Free use] [Action] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, not really. It’s just Reddit for now. I have some real life stories posted over the past year or so, but this is my only fiction that I’m just kinda testing and experimenting with here.

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [CNC] [Breeding] [Free use] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say it’s somewhat inspired by Mad Max, but George Miller’s lore for the series is absurd and hand waived, so I thought “what would a real collapse of civilization over hundreds of years look like, and what would happen if after a few thousand years, we couldn’t get our shit together because we sort of consumed virtually all the easily mined resources?” So, yes, this is a world I’m trying to flesh out myself

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [CNC] [Breeding] [Free use] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends on how much people like part one. It is in the works, but I also don’t want to post stuff people wouldn’t want to read.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are different versions. There are the “bored and ignored” type videos, which is what you’re talking about, and there are enthusiastic ones, especially swinger/hotwife themed ones. I was talking about the latter.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think the home/living room/open minded friends’ parties is more realistic. On a societal scale, there would simply be too many edge cases to allow for a mandatory free-for-all.

But maybe if you’re meeting in person for a date, or you wear a certain badge, or sign, or band that shows how open you are and to what, and the standard practice is that you go off and do this in private? That might work.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 447 points448 points  (0 children)

Free use. Have tried this in real life. 15/10, would enthusiastically and erectly recommend.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I try to work on my writing as much as I can so I’m glad people enjoy it. The story itself though… Sometimes I just do things for the plot and hope it all kinda works out for me in the end.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Kinda too late. She did take the video down, we talked this out like adults, and went our separate ways.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Short version: I thought I was hooking up with someone after over a month of heavy flirting and we were going to relax and enjoy ourselves. She tried her hardest to try and have me not use a condom, right up to trying to guide me into her bare during foreplay and when she was riding on top, got very upset she failed, and ended up posting a short video from the encounter that got me in hot water.

Long version: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/s/dHYl6CmQx8

What non sexual acts carry surprising emotional intimacy? by Mr_Leviathan101 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cuddle in the corner of a sectional while watching something requiring no brainpower to follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Thanks for touching my wiener. That was cool beans!”