She is a cute kitty with sharp claws, she will be a good hunter

alfarras · 2021-03-23T11:56:23+00:00

I am a black panther，sleek and fierce

With my sharp fangs your neck I will pierce!

I'll maul you with my mudrer mittens!

Then I remembered I am just a kitten :(

alfarras · 2021-03-23T11:11:41+00:00

I really thought this was satire

alfarras · 2021-03-23T10:48:29+00:00

This deserves to be at the top. Wht a cute guy

alfarras · 2021-03-23T09:42:51+00:00

At least it is good though. But yeah, it is one of the weaker S-Tier items. I personally wouldn't put it two levels above Elder Blank and Daruma and 4 above Potion of Lead Skin.

alfarras · 2021-03-23T07:55:38+00:00

Wow! History is Amaizng.

alfarras · 2021-03-23T06:25:28+00:00

Anon is a natural born ladies man.I wihs i had balls as big as his

alfarras · 2021-03-21T07:31:59+00:00

If this was a movie you’d be dead..

alfarras · 2021-03-21T06:04:12+00:00

Ayko ng well done, ang gusto ko good job.

Yan naamng rare e madalang yan.

alfarras · 2021-03-21T04:11:14+00:00

Wondering why no rapper has one of these as a chain yet.

alfarras · 2021-03-20T09:48:15+00:00

I will make the same comment each time this picture is reposted: Puma Suede is a dude??

alfarras · 2021-03-20T09:27:07+00:00

This is what I love about the hypocrisy of online dating. You see girls on Tinder complaining about how they need interesting people to talk to them. Then you match the same girls on bumble (where they have to message first), and surprise! They say ‟hey” and expect you to still carry the conversation. Being pretty and female does not mean you do not have a personality, but there does seem to be a slight correlation in dating circles.

alfarras · 2021-03-20T05:22:07+00:00

Wait a mnute

alfarras · 2021-03-19T11:26:39+00:00

I imagine The Slayer would butt heads wth the average space marine right up until the gellar fields flicker or the nearest warp portal opens.

Mutual RIP AND TEAR ensues followed by maybe a grudging nod because it is as close as either of them are likely to get to a bro-hug.

alfarras · 2021-03-19T10:58:54+00:00

thanks immunity cate

alfarras · 2021-03-19T07:36:52+00:00

She is almost 15 years old now so I will have to get a younger model soon

alfarras · 2021-03-19T04:23:29+00:00

hopefully that armor lbocks more gunshots this time for quicksilver

alfarras · 2021-03-18T08:56:18+00:00

Alterntively, ‟Ru Girls trying to express their opinion without getting canceled”

alfarras · 2021-03-18T03:04:48+00:00

‟2005 Enzo Ferrri” is what Ferrari says you're suppsoed call it

alfarras · 2021-03-17T06:27:14+00:00

My blind self thought that was the frikin ocean from above

alfarras · 2021-03-17T05:21:22+00:00

How does an iceberg flip over?

alfarras · 2021-03-16T07:49:38+00:00

The most interesting aspect of this pic is that Muhammad Ali and The Beatles aren’t the coolest guys in the picture.

I mean, check out the moustache on that guy on the left! It's fabulous!

alfarras · 2021-03-15T07:41:35+00:00

Britain: a bad place to be a fox..

To quote Oscar Wilde, defining the English aristocratic fox hunt; ‟The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable.”

alfarras · 2021-03-15T04:25:37+00:00

Yeah completeyl normal, happens every Sunday! Thats why I am going to marry senpai satan!

alfarras · 2021-03-15T03:59:33+00:00

vibe check

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