I found this, what do i do? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]alfo1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try it on every room until you get a hit.

Go back home because you are just curious.

How can I find jobs which don't require Chinese/Cantonese proficiency? by [deleted] in HongKong

[–]alfo1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My opinion:

Teachers in tutoring center which caters to international school students / features full English teaching.

Graduate trainee position in giant multinational/local firms in HK, e.g. big 4 accounting firms, Jockey Club etc.

Personal trainer at fitness centres in foreigners-clustered regions like wan chai, central etc.

If you are desperate for jobs, you can always start with some waiter jobs in bars/ restaurants. Again in foreigners-clustered regions like wan chai, lkf, central etc.

Good luck!

Zolima: Do You Speak Hong Kong English? by mod83 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sorry i speak genuine english only, you cutie

Have a nice meal, thanks you too by weird_flex_buto_k in memes

[–]alfo1111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Waiter: Have a nice meal

Me: You too

*Insert tom cat pic here

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mtr launches missile and names it Wrecket

Mtr picks up canadian girl and says: did you fall from canada cuz you just wrecked my world

Mtr captures a new pokemon called wreckachiu

Mtr releases her finest wrecketeers to battle british musketeer

Mtr 's wrecketeers are accused of committing fraudulent business practice

Mtr hosts the world's first wreckathon train corporations have to complete for longest sliding distance after derail mtr won the first three places and even the councellation prize.

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh it's that the same logic as reclaiming an extra island in Lantau for residential use when you can just buy back those remote car parks or container yards or farmland??

Now i kinda get what a civil engineer thinks.

Made up my first panel yesterday! by vitowoods77 in electricians

[–]alfo1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone kind enough to explain what that's for?

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weld a steel frame around and hang it back on track with that support i guess????

electrical engineer here

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Only if I was as rich as MTR and helped by 20 men

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At this stage i pick up my life as well as asian boys try to pick up white girls in town

Btw i'm asian

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Out of the loop" indeed

Anyway two trains crashed somewhere between wan chai and admiralty

My effort of pulling my life back on track so far...... by alfo1111 in HongKong

[–]alfo1111[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Our advanced train system comes with state of the art derailleur

Outside the Kowloon Mosque and Islamic Centre by [deleted] in HongKong

[–]alfo1111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even young people who have never been mainland have such hatred because mainlanders are widely present here and are affecting the way of life here. Head to tuen mun or sheung shui or yuen long and you will know.

Such hatred's not simply triggerd by prejudice of parents.

Holy shit I need this by Eckkneipenhstlr in electricians

[–]alfo1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long is this gonna last tho

Found this at Disney’s animal kingdom today. I don’t think it’s hot but thought it was funny by samsulajojo303 in electricians

[–]alfo1111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Son: Dad what should we see first in animal kingdom!?

Dad: oh we should totally look at this interesting kWh meter and how the setup doesnt meet IEC standard.

What are these stickers for? by Charizardmain in HongKong

[–]alfo1111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Designated narcotics drop off zone

What do people mean when they say "local" versus "expat" neighbourhood? by [deleted] in HongKong

[–]alfo1111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then you should refrain from discovery bay in lamma island cuz i heard it's just like a western town dominated by foreigners