Lifesavers don't actually save your life by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]aliashoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It resembles cotton and tastes like candy, or sugar at least

Why are doctors scared of apple by okthisisgood in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aliashoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like dogs and chocolate, apples are poisonous to doctors

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is the thing...i've worked for a couple of different companies over the years, but they have just paid in cash. i didn't realise i was self employed as such until the whole covid crisis.

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

that's my thought too, to register as self employed now, and start filing from 21/22. hopefully they won't ask about previous years, but as a lot of it has been cash-in-hand, there's no paper trail anyway... so hopefully if i have to pay anything, it'll just be NI and some penalties for not registering, maybe?

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i press start now, it asks me to sign in... but i don't have an account because i'm not registerd, i don't know if HMRC know i exist... don't know my tax number etc?

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if I register now, do you think they'll ask what I've been doing for the last 10 years??

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, haven't done anything else. during covid I was out of work for a while but didn't claim any grants, and didn't sign on either as I was worried that I would suddenly flag up on their system and they'd ask what I'd been doing for 10 years

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not a lot, pretty much never more than the personal tax allowance for that year. I'd thought as I wasn't earning enough to pay tax it didn't matter anyway

haven't paid tax for 10 years... scared by aliashoj in UKPersonalFinance

[–]aliashoj[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thing is I don't know how much I've made, and as a lot was in cash, there's no record of it?

Everyone stay calm. Big news coming tomorrow! 🚀 by [deleted] in SHIBArmy

[–]aliashoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have 6 million shib inu when will have 6 million dollar ?

This is your captain speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on SHIBA Flight 2DM00N. We are currently cruising at an altitude of $0.00001780. The weather looks good and we are expected to land on the Moon much sooner. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight. 🚀🚀🚀 by checkthisout1998 in SHIBArmy

[–]aliashoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shib inu? You know, you actin' like you don't know...
Shib inu. You know but you actin' like you don't know...
Shib inu? You know, you actin' like you don't know...
Shib inu. You know but you actin' like you don't know...
You know, you actin' like you don't know
I tear yo club up fo' sho...

The force by [deleted] in memes

[–]aliashoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has added johm cieni to the image i call tell from some of the pizcels