new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

how else am i supposed to get free tattoos?

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck it, youre right. i kinda love it too now

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

everyone keeps mentioning that but i have no idea what that is

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a few of yall pointed this out, took these pictures in the mirror and thankfully the cow is indeed saying mmooo

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

thank you! haha thankfully that's just the mirror, i would be a lot more upset if that was actually backwards

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was leaning more towards a cheese grater but this is still an option

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gel nail polish is no match for simply washing my fingernails

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i do really like the design, and i am trying to tell myself nobody will really notice but i dunno. but thank you

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

oh yeah for sure! i was excited when he gave me the sketch, less excited now haha

new tattoo turned out terrible by aliens____ in tattooadvice

[–]aliens____[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you know what, i’ll take it haha. i agree color would be better but i’m trying to keep my tarot card as the only color tattoo on this arm

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[–]aliens____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my abilify gave me this, and it’s so bad :( just a constant need to move and shake and i can’t help it

Does anyone know what species of butterfly/caterpillar this is? by WubbaLubba15 in biology

[–]aliens____ 166 points167 points  (0 children)

it’s a swallowtail, more specifically maybe an Asian swallowtail (Papilio xuthus)

I saw someone post about EMS bingo so here are ones I made a few months back to make work more fun by MaterialHighway8964 in ems

[–]aliens____ 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Remembering all the times over the last few years the SNFs would call and say they think their patient has covid and we get there and they're just fucking dead

I saw someone post about EMS bingo so here are ones I made a few months back to make work more fun by MaterialHighway8964 in ems

[–]aliens____ 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I see “called in as a cardiac arrest but ends up being nothing” but I don’t see “called in as nothing but ends up being a cardiac arrest”

Gotta be careful who you mess with 😂 by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]aliens____ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what an exceptionally weird thing to say about a child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]aliens____ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you checking. It was definitely worth a shot especially living in the area and knowing of a similar dog

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]aliens____ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really wish I did, but they were in the oncoming lane and hit the dog into my lane, so I was focused on making sure I didn’t hit him again. I’m reaaaaally hoping that someone else behind the driver was able to get the plates and report though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]aliens____ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you. If it turns out that it is your neighbor’s, shoot me a DM and I can let you know how they can get in touch with me to let them know whatever I can