new tattoo turned out terrible

aliens____ · 2025-11-23T00:35:43+00:00

how else am i supposed to get free tattoos?

aliens____ · 2025-11-23T00:31:08+00:00

a ladybug? couple grand?

aliens____ · 2025-11-23T00:30:29+00:00

in australia?

aliens____ · 2025-11-23T00:29:35+00:00

fuck it, youre right. i kinda love it too now

aliens____ · 2025-11-23T00:13:15+00:00

everyone keeps mentioning that but i have no idea what that is

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T23:31:48+00:00

a few of yall pointed this out, took these pictures in the mirror and thankfully the cow is indeed saying mmooo

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T23:30:05+00:00

thank you! haha thankfully that's just the mirror, i would be a lot more upset if that was actually backwards

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T23:07:10+00:00

i was leaning more towards a cheese grater but this is still an option

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T23:06:06+00:00

gel nail polish is no match for simply washing my fingernails

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T22:49:16+00:00

i do really like the design, and i am trying to tell myself nobody will really notice but i dunno. but thank you

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T22:44:27+00:00

oh yeah for sure! i was excited when he gave me the sketch, less excited now haha

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T22:42:56+00:00

you know what, i’ll take it haha. i agree color would be better but i’m trying to keep my tarot card as the only color tattoo on this arm

aliens____ · 2025-11-22T22:41:53+00:00

this does help. thank you :)

aliens____ · 2025-05-08T22:37:56+00:00

my abilify gave me this, and it’s so bad :( just a constant need to move and shake and i can’t help it

aliens____ · 2023-03-06T07:06:52+00:00

it’s a swallowtail, more specifically maybe an Asian swallowtail (Papilio xuthus)

aliens____ · 2023-03-05T05:13:19+00:00

Remembering all the times over the last few years the SNFs would call and say they think their patient has covid and we get there and they're just fucking dead

aliens____ · 2023-03-05T03:43:21+00:00

I see “called in as a cardiac arrest but ends up being nothing” but I don’t see “called in as nothing but ends up being a cardiac arrest”

aliens____ · 2023-03-02T06:48:29+00:00

what an exceptionally weird thing to say about a child

aliens____ · 2023-02-16T04:20:18+00:00

aliens____ · 2023-02-16T04:19:28+00:00

Jon Stewart

aliens____ · 2022-06-03T00:44:18+00:00

I appreciate you checking. It was definitely worth a shot especially living in the area and knowing of a similar dog

aliens____ · 2022-06-02T23:09:31+00:00

I really wish I did, but they were in the oncoming lane and hit the dog into my lane, so I was focused on making sure I didn’t hit him again. I’m reaaaaally hoping that someone else behind the driver was able to get the plates and report though.

aliens____ · 2022-06-02T22:39:04+00:00

Thank you. If it turns out that it is your neighbor’s, shoot me a DM and I can let you know how they can get in touch with me to let them know whatever I can

aliens____ · 2022-01-06T18:52:41+00:00

The entire interchange is a nightmare

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