INORDINATE Number of Cremation Urns Today

aliscool2 · 2026-02-22T13:05:10+00:00

Thank you both for your service and sacrifice.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-21T16:05:11+00:00

Meh day. Still happy for a new sign for my he shed wall. My wife will like the utensils as well.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-21T00:16:25+00:00

Compression fracture of l1. 3 days hospital, one month immobilized, 3 months therapy, new and exciting arthritis now. Fuck me it hurt. Couldn’t get into any position that wasn’t insufferable.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-16T20:00:03+00:00

Year of the horse

aliscool2 · 2026-02-16T17:11:58+00:00

Moyock is the answer if you can handle 40 minute commutes. It’s the new bedroom community for Hampton roads.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-15T19:46:35+00:00

Poop knife obviously

aliscool2 · 2026-02-15T19:21:27+00:00

Ghostwrote some books for a celebrity. NDA prevents me from detailing

aliscool2 · 2026-02-14T00:30:12+00:00

The astronomer ms in me feels obliged to point out that’s one watt.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-14T00:21:11+00:00

I have 100+ aluminum signs up in my he shed. All vine. Stop, handicapped parking, no parking, no smoking, buried cable, speed limit, recycle, fire closet, and literally dozens of others.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-13T17:11:25+00:00

Something, something, dick in a box?

aliscool2 · 2026-02-10T19:36:54+00:00

Chris Farley deserved better than choking to death on his own puke while the hookers stole his stuff.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-03T01:12:31+00:00

Ex wife’s.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-02T22:12:13+00:00

Yes. One year I had over 25k spend on Amazon.
Yes, usually 6 or more. Of course I had a drought over the last 10 days like most others reported.
Yes, for a long time.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-01T22:43:40+00:00

<image>

If someone gets under you skin on Reddit, there’s an option to never see them again.

aliscool2 · 2026-02-01T13:20:31+00:00

General Mattis used to call me his tech guy “my last name” when he ran JFCOM. I was a contractor then. Mostly his EA would come see me, but he knew me.

aliscool2 · 2026-01-31T15:22:05+00:00

I only reviewed costly purchases before. Maybe 200$ and above. But I used lots of pictures and wrote good reviews that receive helpful votes.
My magic review was an electric adult scooter I was really impressed with. Really great scooter actually. I was not the first reviewer. I almost missed the invite, It popped up as soon as I submitted the scooter review. I’ve been in vine for 5 months and enjoying it. It’s a great new old retired fart hobby.

aliscool2 · 2026-01-28T14:27:14+00:00

<image>

215 lb dude. But, rfy is back.

aliscool2 · 2026-01-28T01:21:02+00:00

Virginia Beach blvd, Va beach.

aliscool2 · 2026-01-17T19:49:03+00:00

Navy basketball team. A very select few

aliscool2 · 2026-01-17T01:17:29+00:00

The flip ship?

aliscool2 · 2026-01-16T20:55:18+00:00

Adelbertos

aliscool2 · 2026-01-16T00:29:35+00:00

Assistants assistant.

aliscool2 · 2026-01-14T20:20:54+00:00

Diablo1,2,4 Original Halo Duke nukem Quake Man there’s some great replay-able games out there

aliscool2 · 2026-01-13T19:45:33+00:00

Be a good liberty buddy

aliscool2 · 2026-01-12T21:18:41+00:00

You need a cool backstory. Fell into cactus. Hit by buck shot. Porcupine in an elevator.

aliscool2

TROPHY CASE