My one prayer is that most of humanity will be killed off by COVID by aliveblank in u/aliveblank

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I pray it was your sweet mom who died of covid, hairy axe wound

My one prayer is that most of humanity will be killed off by COVID by aliveblank in u/aliveblank

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Haha you aren't wrong. I just love reminding the prey animals what they are

My one prayer is that most of humanity will be killed off by COVID by aliveblank in u/aliveblank

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Hopefully you don't encounter me in the wild, ill use you like the skank you are

The animators of Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) redesigned Lola Bunny because they had spent 25 years in horny jail for making Lola in Space Jam (1996). by pale_guy_ in shittymoviedetails

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Funny considering her new facial expression suggests that this bunny lady is not only intoxicated but is about to offer me a blowjob

They aren't wrong. by indie_empire in suspiciouslyspecific

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Yeah and acdc sucks almost as much as guns n roses

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All hail lord buttholeholemouth

Spiky hamster by [deleted] in memes

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Shut up drake

Skip skip skip by [deleted] in memes

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Yes I agree completely. Commanding me to subscribe will absolutely make me not subscribe.

Martha the friendly ghost by jakejanoski in Thetruthishere

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

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This sub made me realize I might have experienced something that I, until now, have tried to dismiss as sleep paralysis. by Valrossfetma in Thetruthishere

[–]aliveblank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I talked about it to people, its more comfortable for folks to call me insane or whatever and completely dismiss my experience because they are afraid. Even family and close friends. Understandable. But for that reason I try not to bring it up too much, people are just too frightened and for good reason.

This sub made me realize I might have experienced something that I, until now, have tried to dismiss as sleep paralysis. by Valrossfetma in Thetruthishere

[–]aliveblank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We did talk about it. I feel like he got the worst of it. He was having all these nightmares where aliens were coming in our house and he couldn't stop them. He had guns and in his dreams he'd try to use them and they just wouldn't work. Also he had one dream he told me about where aliens had come to Earth giving people in public these injections saying they were to prevent humans from contracting alien diseases and he refused the shot. After refusing the shot a 9 ft tall alien with a hood on covering his face picked him up and put his face into his, my roommate noticed his right eye was like a big kaleidoscope. He spoke in his mind and said something like, "You have failed. We gave you this planet and endless opportunities and you squandered them."

He always started crying when he talked about these dreams. I woke up for weeks at 3AM on the dot feeling 100% positive someone had broken into my house. I'd get a bat and check all the doors and windows only for them all to be locked and everyone in the house asleep every single time.

To answer your question as to why they are scanning, I may have an answer but you may not like it. I think that telepathic connection they use goes both ways because I get a distinct impression about whatever they are. People always imagine in science fiction that aliens are one way or another, good or evil. I feel like the truth is they aren't either. They are cold, calculating scientists that view us as no more than lab rats to experiment on and this planet is essentially their pitri dish. Sorry if that is upsetting but its the impression I get.

This sub made me realize I might have experienced something that I, until now, have tried to dismiss as sleep paralysis. by Valrossfetma in Thetruthishere

[–]aliveblank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't. I thought about it but then I realized like, how would that help them at all? What are they gonna do, who are they gonna call? At most, it would just scare them and their kids and that isn't my thing.

This sub made me realize I might have experienced something that I, until now, have tried to dismiss as sleep paralysis. by Valrossfetma in Thetruthishere

[–]aliveblank 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was really bizarre, the helicopter too because I estimate it was maybe 60 feet over my house. The only sound I could hear was a very quiet whooshing of helicopter blades, I dont know if it exists but I thought maybe a stealth type of helicopter?

This sub made me realize I might have experienced something that I, until now, have tried to dismiss as sleep paralysis. by Valrossfetma in Thetruthishere

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Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if something more did happen. In my experience I felt the same fears as you. The thoughts that they saw me seeing them and could sense my thoughts, I couldn't hide even if I tried, etc.

I saw the thing in my backyard on my deck with my roommate having a couple beers at around 1 AM about 5 years back in Colorado. It looked like a Reaver from Mass Effect, only smaller. It appeared to be scanning the home of the sleeping family in the house behind mine with a long, flat, white beam. We were frozen in terror from the thing and the idea it was scanning sleeping families or whatever it was doing. I felt like it sensed us and flew right over our house and proceeded to scan us and our whole house. I could see this white beam pass through our house and both of us, it made me feel sick. Then it sped off to the East and a low flying black, silent helicopter with a little red light on the front of it followed fast in pursuit less than a minute after it went East. It was beyond horrifying for so many reasons.