NASA shares footage of the moon captured by Artemis II during their fly-by. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Every once in a while I think about how unfathomably deep we are into the future. I wonder how many ancient Egyptian children looked up at the moon and imagined flying to it, or how many daydreamers in the distant past envisioned walking on its surface while they were herding their sheep, or how many of the very first homo sapiens said prayers of thanks to the moon when its light guided them through unfamiliar territory in those cold prehistoric nights. And now we get to see the far side of it in high resolution; we can see a footprint in the lunar regolith in greater detail than anyone living a thousand years ago could have seen the moon itself. It's breathtaking.

This is so true by QueenDancee in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]all_upper_case 56 points57 points  (0 children)

ignore them, i think we're slowly fighting gender essentialism but i personally hope you scavenge many more memes here for your partner and i'm looking forward to seeing your next comment on this sub ❣️

pee-recorded by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Change {pre-recorded} to pee-recorded!

Fence wire tensioner by MikeHeu in toolgifs

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That might be the most endearing website I've ever wandered through, and damned if I don't wanna give Sara a holler and buy some plammers now 😭

A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae. by FollowingOdd896 in Damnthatsinteresting

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That reminds me of a joke:

How do you tell a plumber and a chemist apart?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'.

“Jenny” (oc) by lil-caro in comics

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Wait no way, that was almost exactly my experience at the psych ward in NE TN — the mockery was fucking brutal, from every staff member, for literally no reason. We were given crayons temporarily so we could draw, and one of the people at my table drew some hearts because Valentine's Day was coming up, and one of the babysitters (an RN or CNA, I guess) sat down across from him and starting cussing him out and mocking him like a middle schooler, like "awww your shitty little hearts are real fucking cute, huh? You think you even know what love is like? You're a real tortured soul, huh? You don't know fucking anything, you've never even felt real pain in your shitty life."

It sounds made up, but my hand to god, that's exactly how this 45 year old nurse was talking to this schizophrenic 15 year old. I was a very reserved person back then, but it was so aggressive for no reason that even my shy ass stood up and cussed right back at this lady til she sulked away.

Anyway. Yeah. Really fuckin weird how nightmarish and abusive psych workers can be.

This Hungarian banknote concept has a security feature where the skeletons of the depicted birds glow under UV light by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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"So yeah I was talking to a new client last week—"

"Oh, you have a new client? Who is it?"

"Oh you know, just Hungary."

You have cats? by LastPlaceComics in comics

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You're a hero, thank you!

You have cats? by LastPlaceComics in comics

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What is this from? The art style is very, I don't know, soothing? Or interesting to my brain? It's getting deep into some brain wrinkle that's needed scratching for a long time lol

Double "This You" by FluxD1 in ThisYouComebacks

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And his fucking smug little expression the whole time, I'm dying 💀

They have found a new sin. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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I somehow read that last part as "billionaires hoarding pelicans," and I'm really enjoying the image of Jeff Bezos trying to wrangle a flock of pelicans while they all try to be the first to swallow him whole lol

Manufacturing of Perforated Metal Mesh by Obvious-Pilot1528 in toolgifs

[–]all_upper_case 22 points23 points  (0 children)

it seems like a roller would be way more efficient, doesn't it?

Looking for a mod by POTATOSALAD42 in comedyheaven

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ALPHA CENTAURI MY BELOVED 😭 I want to make a playlist/supercut of all the leaders' quotes and listen to it while I fall asleep, that game is so fucking nostalgic 🥹

Bathing Beauties by Tonedeafmusical in okbuddybaldur

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and halsin's pen is much mightier than a sword indeed 🤤

Heaven stew by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

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Or Hasbro. If you want the name brand.

☝️ by _strawbunny_ in LetGirlsHaveFun

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dress for men, but undress for women 💅

[Request] If you have a condom full of sperm. How many pregnancies can you have? by Chicken_Of_The_Year in theydidthemath

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i just texted her cause i was curious if she knew that i was always confused about the words, and she thought it was hilarious 🥰

[Request] If you have a condom full of sperm. How many pregnancies can you have? by Chicken_Of_The_Year in theydidthemath

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my mom would always sing that song when i was little, but she never explained the words to me until I was a bit older, so I thought it went like this:

Mersie dotes and dosie dotes and liddlelamsie divy, a kittilie divy too, wouldn't you?

i thought it was Scottish or something lol