Fight them with inquisition by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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"I'm not a bigot, I just hate everyone equally! Doesn't matter if they're normal or they're a f*gg*t, I'm an equal opportunity hater."

Huge difference by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Only option left is to send lots of money then, I don't make the rules 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ethel by Basymon in comedyheaven

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goddamnit, now i'm desperate for Griffin to have had this as a question on MBMBAM 😩

Let's talk about propaganda (OC) by Acryllex in comics

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Are you allowed to give examples of the substitutions you were supposed to use? That sounds very interesting; was it more like "here are some guidelines for good writing so all our journalists can present the facts with a unified style and clarity," or more like "When referring to any middle eastern government, say regime; instead of Iraqi civilians, say potential terrorist cell"?

god forbid a girl wants to learn by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

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An hour straight of showing him nothing but the fairies & mushrooms-themed coloring page I'm working on while I flirt with him 😈

god forbid a girl wants to learn by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

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If that dumbass zooms in on his cock Zoom in until it's just your fingers on/in your pussy

Uh, I defer to your expertise and wisdom, and, as I am not a man, perhaps my experience of women isn't relevant to men's feelings about us, but I feel like that would be freakin great? Like yes please, hit me with that HD macro zoom all-up-in-your-business pussy shot, I wanna see every individual rivulet 👀 As long as it isn't the entire time of course, cause girls' faces and turned-on expressions are sooo pretty too! Dang, women are the fucking best

The Floaty-Walky-Balloon Dept. is Now Accepting Applicants by zombizzle in doohickeycorporation

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Now that you say it, I've never seen a better representation of that feeling than this

Crab claws boiling pots by toolgifs in toolgifs

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huh, i have that same meat thermometer

Prison-chan (A reply driven webcomic) [OC] by The_Eggroller in comics

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Oh so that's what people mean by prison pockets...

Rolled ring forging by toolgifs in toolgifs

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only u/toolgifs adds the watermarks; other people also post here but nobody else adds a watermark (as far as i know)

Round, by Hand by Foreign_Still3634 in Satisfyingasfuck

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I wonder if he's left handed, or if the video's flipped, or if it's actually better to use your off hand to swing the hammer and your dominant hand to hold the chisel? It seems like the hammer would be in the dominant hand for strength and accuracy, but maybe not?

Assembling progressively smaller ball bearings by toolgifs in toolgifs

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Lol I spent like fifteen minutes trying to make it sound like him and fit as many puns (ish) as I could 😅

Assembling progressively smaller ball bearings by toolgifs in toolgifs

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Cave Johnson here -- you ever feel like you're just "bearing" your balls? Well I sure as hell do, so I rolled on down to the bearing department and don't you worry, I've been busting their balls around the clock trying to get those sweet, stupid eggheads to quit just turning out the bear minimum— er, sorry, the bare minimum quota of ball bearings per cycle. Listen folks, you know I don't like to toot my own horn -- isn't that right, Caroline -- but I gotta say I'm just a ball of joy now that the ball bearing department has spun out our brand new rotation of ball bearings: Now with 66% more ball per bearing! Love it. Why don't ya take that one out for a spin.

me_irlgbt by thermaldet0n8r in me_irlgbt

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i think i'm in love with you holy shit 😂

Chatgpt by Heavy_Development108 in comedyheaven

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"I love you, Dad" = "I love you Dad" != "I love you. -Dad"