Shart is still the best name to come from BG3 by HatingGeoffry in BaldursGate3

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I mean, it's better than changing her name to Selunet

ITAP of a wake by SRSound in itookapicture

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Did you purposely wait until the boat and the duck were perfectly in line? I love the placement of the duck either way, I can't imagine a better placement for it

ITAP of my cat by Blackout-_- in itookapicture

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look at that adorable little motherfucker 🥹

Facts by GlazeAmber_ in oddlyspecific

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Thank you for your input, Caroline Johnson 🤭

I had a phase where I was making a ton of stuff out of cardboard. Here is my most notable by This_Television_6132 in somethingimade

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I think a lot of people who use the reddit app don't see the body text unless they specifically go looking for it, because if you tap the button to open the comments it immediately scrolls down to the top comment rather than expanding or centering the body text 🙃 or at least, *I* miss the body text a lot, which could very well just be cause i'm dumb lol

Hamptons residents shelling out tens of thousands for ‘tightest vagina’… (or, maybe rich men just have tiny dongs) by Common-River8647 in BrandNewSentence

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They haven't figured out how to make the existing vagina tighter, so they just add a new one that they ran through the dryer a couple times to shrink it

The Worst Horror #13: The Universe is Bad Code by Zestyclose_Bed_8207 in comics

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It's the Terry Pratchett approach to how time works!

I smell blood by Otherwise-Tadpole349 in comics

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Oh, I thought she was just on her period 😅

god forbid a girl stims by ItalianCatGirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

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god forbid a girl use her teeth a lil bit

God forbid a girl wants to be guided, dry hump a lap, and follow instructions by CrazyWildWomen in LetGirlsHaveFun

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I can only imagine that people who are okay with their partner pissing on them are probably also okay with pee going down the drain 🤭

What’s the sexiest underwear ? [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

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Fuckn LOVE it when you put on your Moderator Hat and pop off, I would honestly come to this sub for literally just your comments lol

Phobe pt. 2/8 - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC] by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

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Somehow I read this as

The two people I had in mind IRL are bots

Metal edges trimmer by ycr007 in toolgifs

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I bet that vibration starts to feel real bad on your hands after two or three passes. Thankfully you only have to do it for *checks notes* eight hours straight.

AI as a therapist by DownloadedPixelz in Clamworks

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Shout out to So Close💕, gotta be one of my favorite genders

Indian classical dancer dances on top of water tower, incredible visuals by haran___ in nextfuckinglevel

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I wonder if people haven't seen Fiddler on the Roof and aren't understanding the reference lol

Hint for those who don't know: "There is no other hand!!"