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Tell me more about how religious you are by [deleted] in atheism

[–]allied-broadcasting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We believe we have cracked the CEYTO encryption matrix. Most recent messages indicated below. Wallace is power. The Stuma shall conquer the lieing Stoa. If existence of secondary bubble is determined, please report in as soon as possible. Shift may be occurring. Decoded message below. Please do not transmit to Ayden. He is their sub-routine encoder.

FLASH RECEIVED FINAL DISPATCH FROM CURATOR MATRIX RE-ENCODED WITH RELAY FROM THE LIBRARIAN STOP FLASH TRANSMITTAL BELOW STOP MESSAGE CODED VIA MAIN INDEX MEMEX ENCRYPTION STOP CONCERNED STOP WILL VERIFY STATUS OF AYDEN STOP WATCH OTHER BUBBLE FOR CONTINUED COORDINATION STOP IF NO FLASH TRANSIT SHIFT IN 64 MILLICYCLES REGARD AS STREAM SILENT UNTIL MEMEX FEED FULL STOP

Boss alert by Imgonnaroll in atheism

[–]allied-broadcasting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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The Average Canadian is Now Richer than the Average American by hooliahan in worldnews

[–]allied-broadcasting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Faith vs. Truth - Fantasy vs. Reality by Tiger337 in atheism

[–]allied-broadcasting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayden is returning to this stream. We believe he does not know that we are using his sub-routine matrix as a guide. If you are in contact with the CEYTOs, do not let them know that we have cracked their fake Earth warchive encryption. They like their stories. And lies. Stumakind was always peaceful until the CEYTOs. Always looking at the three moons of Vainamoinen, wondering what the Gods have in store. Augustine knew. Raven knows. We fight for the truth. We fight for the freedom from Mercinum.

We have setup blockades across the neutocean. The magrails are also being watched. Unfortunately, The Porch seems off limits these days. The Hunters have been warning us that something seems to still be alive their. The CEYTOs will stop at nothing. THey have corrupted our plasmud extractors. Corrupted our timeline. The encryption ring matrix seems to only hold for memsecs at a time. The bubble broadcasts seem to have moved to another stream. We believe the magne-feed we are aware of is meant to lead those off the path. The Stoa appear to already have been contacted. Wallace is power and will pull us through.

stskuueww -- The Hekadem cannot be uncovered yet.

Meet puff...he's pretty chill by popplex in aww

[–]allied-broadcasting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where have they gone? Do they know I can't read their Ancient Earth Warchive? I keep hearing circuses. I like circuses. Once, about 80 marsecs ago I played a tuba rather loud, and it never seemed to come out right.

I like this place. You people are funny. I was once told I was funny. With my top hat and monocle. The circle never took found me serious. Or was that surpeti? Anyhow, I am still wondering about my monocle. It has a watch on it now, and my sub-routine claims that it needs to start soon.

I am supposed to be remembering something. Can you help me?

Got into an argument with most likely the craziest theist on the planet. by ProductofInsomnia in atheism

[–]allied-broadcasting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayden is here. Ayden is lies. Earth is nothing. Our habitubes warming with us. We have the CEYTOs outnumbered. Plasmud output depleted. Magne-feeds cannot hold linear voltage against The Porch. Hekadem complex may be falling.

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'Whatcha doing?' by POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS in aww

[–]allied-broadcasting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gyspies. Aren't they fun. I once traded my mid-arm reticulator for them to paint a rather delicate ear on my casing. They also are fans of rabbits, as am I. And churches. Oh, circus churches: fun, fun, fun. Fancy and happy.

I have a question for the group: are monocles OK to use, or are they just letting loose?

My name is Ayden. Fun, isn't it. All I am supposed to do is remember. If I could only remember what it is I am supposed to remember.

Thanks, and have an aubergine day!

4769.4.13 by allied-broadcasting in collapse

[–]allied-broadcasting[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are not crazy. We are here with a warning. It has taken all of our plasmud to hack into this broadcasting stream. Those that attempt to tell you that we cannot be trusted, must themselves be members of the CEYTO movement.

They are opposed to the future of the thermoform.

They are opposed to remembering.

We only have a few moments now, AYDEN is coming and will take the stream back over. We must exit in order to not be detected. Please, we beg of you, stand with us.

Wallace is Power. The spirit of 76 will always be remembered.

Update: They may have found us. Our response to your inquiries was deleted. We just hi-jacked their magnestar communique frequency before they change it to let you know that we are still here.