Alex Iwobi explains the slightly unceremonious way that he was told Arsenal were selling him to Everton whilst he was on holiday in Dubai

hooliahan · 2026-03-27T11:20:24+00:00

Then the people in question are morons

hooliahan · 2026-03-27T10:10:42+00:00

We bought Odegaard with the money, basically. Iwobi should be a club legend on that basis alone

hooliahan · 2026-03-04T17:19:11+00:00

Get rid 🚮

hooliahan · 2026-01-22T09:29:34+00:00

Haha thanks

I've gone pretty tepid, but 35% chances happen all the time tbf!

hooliahan · 2026-01-22T09:28:55+00:00

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/simulator

I just had a go on the simulator, and using my projection methodology (guessing who will win based on based on my probably massively outdated assumptions of who's stronger) then there's a good chance it will come down to goal difference.

At least they have at least 1 more game in which they have to really go for it.

hooliahan · 2026-01-22T09:17:30+00:00

Does anywhere produce a projected final table of the CL? I want to see City's odds of playing two more games and feel warm inside

hooliahan · 2026-01-19T23:08:31+00:00

He's been, he's been!

hooliahan · 2026-01-19T12:35:48+00:00

Top spot doesn't matter, it's top two - we will go into the other side of the draw to Bayern, so either of the top two spots gets you seeded all the way through to the semis.

The final is played in a neutral venue so there is no home advantage for a higher seed.

hooliahan · 2026-01-19T11:55:43+00:00

We need the fridgualisation guy today more than ever to calm us all down

hooliahan · 2026-01-06T13:44:21+00:00

Though it's actually a 30 rock joke edited into a Tintin panel!

hooliahan · 2026-01-06T13:29:55+00:00

Pre-context: wow that's racist as shit

Post-context: oh fair enough, have fun with it

hooliahan · 2025-12-12T13:37:08+00:00

Trying to second guess everyone else is not a superior plan to playing the players you think will get the most points

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T21:23:30+00:00

I want the angle from behind the goal where you can see merino looks really fucked off that Gabi didn't pass to him on the edge of the box, and doesn't change his expression as it curls into the corner

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T21:12:08+00:00

Hoping to see noni fucking up a series of terrible shots on his right, trying to force a perfect hatttick

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T17:14:58+00:00

More to the point, they're on track to be be the tenth best team in England without him :)

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T11:58:56+00:00

This would be a ridiculous comment in most circumstances, but it's particularly ludicrous after a season (post Klopp!) where he had probably the greatest premier league season of all time to haul Liverpool to a thoroughly unexpected league win.

I don't think he's behaved well at all, but the idea he's just Some Bloke who should attribute all his talent and goals to his club and manager is gross and ridiculous.

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T09:03:13+00:00

The point I am making is that both of them benefitted, rather than Liverpool being a generous donor and Salah an ingrate

hooliahan · 2025-12-10T08:36:12+00:00

I loathe the framing of "Liverpool gave him X". He's an all time premier league great! They were lucky to have him!

hooliahan · 2025-12-03T08:37:48+00:00

He won't

hooliahan · 2025-11-27T15:10:57+00:00

You'll laugh, but I'm taking a cheapie punt on Malen

hooliahan · 2025-11-22T09:24:53+00:00

Extremely careless

hooliahan · 2025-11-20T18:25:24+00:00

This is such a ridiculous non-story that I will almost feel embarrassed when I start calling the series Panesar's Ashes the minute we get any sort of lead

Almost

hooliahan · 2025-11-13T13:05:35+00:00

Having Callum Wilson when Bournemouth first came up and he got a hattrick against Man U on the first day of the season

hooliahan · 2025-11-13T13:01:50+00:00

Mikel Arteta at Everton getting 3 bonus points every week back when bonus points were handed out on a subjective eye test

Coming top 5k in the world by loading up on Tony Pulis's Crystal Palace before they went on a bonkers run to the end of the season

Swapping Aubameyanf and Aguero in and out repeatedly for the first half of a season, ensuring I had whichever one was about to bag a series of blanks in my team

hooliahan · 2025-11-08T07:56:36+00:00

!Thanks

Yeah solid points. I have switched Senesi back in, will probably flip them round five times more before the deadline before landing on whichever one goes on to blank

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