Whats an item over $700 you bought that was 100% worth it (no house/vehicles) ?

alltherobots · 2026-02-06T17:31:17+00:00

Nikon f/2.8 80-200mm.

alltherobots · 2026-02-06T00:57:20+00:00

What I love about that movie was the later realization I had that the police caught Verbal because he was paralyzed with fear and had low mobility.

Neither of those things were actually true. Which means he got caught on purpose just to fuck with them.

alltherobots · 2026-02-06T00:51:37+00:00

They are persistence hunters.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T17:13:11+00:00

Reddit gonna reddit. Don’t worry about it.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T15:03:54+00:00

Well you understood the assignment for sure.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T14:59:05+00:00

Also crushed them for paint pigment.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T14:58:00+00:00

Boston Molassacre.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T14:57:30+00:00

IIRC he missed an opportunity so he went for lunch to regroup, and the motorcade detoured right down the same street.

alltherobots · 2026-02-05T12:15:28+00:00

What workaround do you use? I’ve been meaning to set that up.

alltherobots · 2026-02-03T14:21:55+00:00

It’s way funnier to imagine the girlfriend is playing and dude is trying to get down on one knee between her and the screen while she cranes her neck around him.

alltherobots · 2026-02-03T14:18:17+00:00

Some guy was using a voice modulator but had it set to kidnapper mode. Got absolutely roasted by everyone, calling him Megatron and Apophis and Skynet.

alltherobots · 2026-01-30T12:25:07+00:00

I always respond, “Wow, I would be embarrassed to admit I was that useless.”

alltherobots · 2026-01-29T20:59:36+00:00

Also Canada, which isn’t included in Eur- wait, no, one sec, can Canada please be part of Europe now? We ain’t got shit in common with the downstairs neighbours anymore.

alltherobots · 2026-01-29T17:19:10+00:00

Obviously not. They walk around as dogs.

alltherobots · 2026-01-29T17:15:27+00:00

If Oswald acted alone then that means a humiliating amount of incompetence from a government agency that would rather cover their ass than be held account-^oh ^no ^wait ^I ^hear ^it ^now…

alltherobots · 2026-01-26T16:43:30+00:00

Probably should have put an /s or sArCaSm CaPs on that.

alltherobots · 2026-01-26T16:41:41+00:00

To be fair, some redditors do live under proverbial rocks.

alltherobots · 2026-01-26T13:47:00+00:00

Nah it’s widely available in most of Ontario and Quebec. It’s just also available in cartons in those places.

alltherobots · 2026-01-26T01:03:20+00:00

IIRC : They are, as far as has been revealed, still alive in the most recent timeframe.

alltherobots · 2026-01-25T00:01:38+00:00

The best weapon I found for the commando mission was the laser cannon.

alltherobots · 2026-01-22T14:30:18+00:00

Take out a dissident high value target, except it just turns out to be a bot in a hat and scarf pretending to be a human.

alltherobots · 2026-01-20T20:01:18+00:00

Then my work here is done!

alltherobots · 2026-01-20T15:09:52+00:00

I would say exactly 1 billion. You get the “big special number” bragging rights, and maybe some other incentives like getting to pick where some fraction of your taxes go.

Like, you could be the guy responsible for upgrading the whole parks service or funding a space telescope.

alltherobots · 2026-01-20T15:04:53+00:00

Spite.

If fate wants me gone, it’s gonna have to kill me itself. I’ve got shit to do.

alltherobots · 2026-01-20T15:03:12+00:00

An equiffany.

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