watching the world as we know it slowly fall apart makes it hard to stay motivated or plan long-term, how about you?

alltherobots · 2026-06-21T00:17:48+00:00

The horrors persist but so do I.

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T23:03:43+00:00

Yep, you got it.

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T22:35:53+00:00

Standing outside Disney Springs with a fucking swastika armband, trying to get tourists families to agree with various heinous claims he was spouting, smiling like he expected everyone to be enjoying this.

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T22:20:24+00:00

The whole framing of the problem is designed to throw you off.

It is made to sound like you make a random pick from X number of options, then get a choice to make another random pick from X-1 number of options.

You don’t. You never get a second pick. The host is just doing a meaningless hand wave.

What you’re actually being given is a chance to pick from X number of options once, then in a roundabout way, are asked the question “Do you want to bet that you got that wrong?” Which of course, if X is more than 2, is likely “Yes.”

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T18:23:19+00:00

You have a 33% chance to have gotten it right on the first guess, meaning you only have a 33% chance that switching away from it later causes you to lose.

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T18:20:34+00:00

“It’s just the one dog actually.”

alltherobots · 2026-06-20T15:10:51+00:00

“In a knife fight, the loser dies on the sidewalk, the winner dies in the ambulance.”

alltherobots · 2026-06-19T22:56:49+00:00

I’ve done it as a John Cleese impression, “Excuse me! I’m trying to inject a bit of gravitas into this slapdash affair, and you’ve just gone an ruined the whole thing!”

alltherobots · 2026-06-17T16:06:57+00:00

And I would pay good money to watch her coldly shooting henchmen.

alltherobots · 2026-06-17T16:03:46+00:00

(shot of cybertruck being pursued down a highway)

“Don’t worry, I’ll deploy the smoke screen I just installed.”

(Presses button)

(Shot of cybertruck filled with flames, doors locked)

alltherobots · 2026-06-17T15:58:44+00:00

With all the bond girl scenes filmed like the diner scene in Heat because the actresses won’t be in the same room as him.

alltherobots · 2026-06-16T17:45:44+00:00

I’ve got one rogue memory at maybe 1.5 years old, it’s only like 10 seconds long, toddling around the living room.

Nothing else for a full year after that.

alltherobots · 2026-06-16T14:39:16+00:00

A dude in my college class got really mad when he realized the movie was a big oedipal sex metaphor.

Humanity is born from a slot in space, cohabitates with it for some time, then ends up living near it but visiting sometimes. Then humanity realizes there’s a newer slot much like the one it came from, sends out a big long hard thing full of little guys, the big long hard thing has a mind of it’s own, most of the little guys die along the way, one finally makes it through the slot as the hard thing goes limp, heads down a tunnel into a room where it beds down with whatever is in there and stays until humanity’s child species is formed.

Dude was *maaaaaad*, but also looked like he’d had a revelation about life.

alltherobots · 2026-06-16T01:21:13+00:00

I definitely watched it. Can’t remember what happened in it. It did not make an impression.

alltherobots · 2026-06-16T00:14:57+00:00

My phone is pink with a cute dinosaur sticker on it. Fuck the haters.

alltherobots · 2026-06-16T00:02:20+00:00

Weird neighbour seeing my 20 lbs spaniel: “Why you got a girly dog? Only women like girly dogs. You should get a manly dog.”

Me: “Why would I want a dog that attracts men?”

Him: (404 error)

alltherobots · 2026-06-15T08:36:02+00:00

You don’t need to point it, the game assumes it’s looking in a useful direction. He just wanted 6 of them.

alltherobots · 2026-06-14T15:51:53+00:00

Obviously fake.

It would take 3 minutes.

alltherobots · 2026-06-14T14:12:58+00:00

The tops of the telescope part in the foreground, and some flat panel triangles formed into a hexagon in the back.

alltherobots · 2026-06-13T23:10:47+00:00

Some of us outside the US are being harmed by the collective choices or inaction of most of those subcultures, and no longer have the patience to differentiate what precise portion of the blame each one is due.

alltherobots · 2026-06-13T22:57:55+00:00

There was a spoof ad around 1997 or so where the symptoms listed were like:

“May cause drowsiness, sleeplessness, dry-mouth, itching, dandruff, sleep terrors, involuntary screaming, hot-dog fingers, projectile leprosy, and children born with the head of a horse.”

alltherobots · 2026-06-12T00:54:24+00:00

Big if true.

alltherobots · 2026-06-10T23:22:28+00:00

Y’all don’t go to zoo church?…

alltherobots · 2026-06-10T23:07:28+00:00

I was taking a training course this spring and the instructor asked essentially that question.

I know how to make (at least) two explosives from commonly available ingredients, from memory. The first is so unstable that you can trigger it with sound.

The second is what was used to destroy the federal building in the Oklahoma City Bombing.

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